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Fun Music Information -> B.J. Thomas
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Billy Joe Thomas. Submitted by: Countryboy
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own," | Everyone has a mind of their own. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Mighty Clouds Of Joy," | Joy doesn't take the form of clouds. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Tomorrow Never Comes," | Today ends and tomorrow comes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Bring Back The Time," | Time can't be brought back. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Long Ago Tomorrow," | Tomorrow is in the future, not in the past. | Yvette Bristle |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Nobody's Home," Clint Black | "Everybody's Out Of Town," B.J. Thomas | |
| "I Have A Mind Of My Own," Mia Morrell | "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own," B.J. Thomas | |
| "Fool In The Rain," Led Zeppelin | "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head," B.J. Thomas | |
| "Cheater, Cheater," Joey and Rory | "Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song," B.J. Thomas | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Bring Back The Tie" originally "Bring Back The Time"
Peter
"Bring Back The Tim" originally "Bring Back The Time"
Peter
"The Yes Of A New York Woman" originally "The Eyes Of A New York Woman"
Candy Welty
"Till The Lovin' Is Fun" originally "Still The Lovin' Is Fun"
Heather Brockwell
"Bill & Sue" originally "Billy & Sue"
Heather Brockwell
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Bring Back The Timer" originally "Bring Back The Time"
That, too!
Peter
"Bring Back The Timex" originally "Bring Back The Time"
They do make good watches.
Peter
"I Don't Halve A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
No wonder; don't think anyone could!
Penny Nichols
"I Don't Have A Mind Off My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Who does?
Penny Nichols
"I Don't Shave A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Clara Suzette Bartilson
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"The Ewes Of A New York Woman" originally "The Eyes Of A New York Woman"
Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back The Dime" originally "Bring Back The Time"
Peter
"Bring Back The Mime" originally "Bring Back The Time"
No, we already sent the mime away!
Peter
"I Don't Pave A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
One ought not even TRY to pave a mind!
Lorraine Thoanjer
"I Don't Wave A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
A mind is a hard thing to wave anyhow.
Lorraine Thoanjer
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Mar 24
a parody of "Hooked on a Feeling" by BJ Thomas
Copyright © 2018 The Offenders
The Ultimate Parody Site!: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song" | "Another eeL deaL Despises Conald Grump Song" | eeL deaL |
| "Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head" | "Mohn’s Dad No Longer Has A Head" | Hu’s On First |
| "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head" | "Burt Bacharach Is Finally Dead" | Adam Bernstein |
| "Raindrops Keep Fallin on My Head" | "Raindrops Keep Fallin’, and I’m Wet" | John A. Barry |
| "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" | "Crane Drops on Pauly, Now He’s Dead" | Merry & Pippin |
| "As Long As We got Each Other (Growing Pains Theme)" | "Charmed Again" | CG Kreations |
| "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" | "Pine Cones Keep Falling On My Yard" | Barry J. Mitchel |
| "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" | "Space Rocks Keep Falling On My Head" | Patrick McWilliams |
| "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" | "Plane Props Are Falling On My Head" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Hooked on a Feeling" | "Hooked on a Series" | Lucy Lement |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | Umbrellas | Tygerlily |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | National Weather Service forecast office | Sheegwa Miao |
| Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | Roofing company | Tim O'Heron |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Bette Davis Eyes Kim Carnes | Eyes Of A New York Woman B.J. Thomas | Bette Davis Eyes Of A New York Woman | Peter |
| Raindrops From The Sun (Hey Hey Hey) Imani Coppola | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head B. J. Thomas | Raindrops From The Sun Keep Falling On My Head (Hey Hey Hey) | Penny Nichols |
| Endless Rain X Japan | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head B.J. Thomas | Endless Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head I could well imagine Yoshiki dancing with a big umbrella. | Teensabre |
| Doctor My Eyes Jackson Browne | Eyes Of A New York Woman B. J. Thomas | Doctor My Eyes Of A New York Woman | crazydon |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Stevie BJ Thomas
Stevie B combined with BJ Thomas
Submitted By: Cody Finke
Rob J. Thomas
Rob Thomas combined with B.J. Thomas
Two male soloists' names combine to suggest another male solo name. (The two performers are not related, btw.)
Submitted By: Lindz
Misheard Lyrics:
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics: Life Savers sweet as candy
Original Lyrics: Lips are sweet as candy
| "I Just Can't Help Believin'"
Misheard Lyrics: For more than just a game
Original Lyrics: For more than just a day
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"Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head"
Misheard Lyrics: Because I drink
Original Lyrics: Because I'm free
| "Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm high on burritos
Original Lyrics: I'm high on believing
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Two Car Garage"
Misheard Lyrics: Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can drag around Original Lyrics: Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can brag about |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Staci I was about 10 years old and helping my mom spring clean while listening to the radio. I belted out the wrong lyrics so confidently and my mom just busted up laughing. |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: So I just did me some talkin' to the Sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done Sleepin' on the job Why They're Nonsensical: The Sun has no gender, and it doesn't sleep.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Mighty Clouds Of Joy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: When those mighty clouds of joy come rollin' in
Why They're Nonsensical: Joy doesn't take the form of clouds.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Help Me Make It (To My Rockin' Chair)"
The Dated Lyrics: Hey would you help me make it to my rockin' chair
Love me all of my life Don't wanna grow old without ya Don't wanna be out in the cold without ya No more Why They're Dated: B. J. Thomas died in 2021, so his rocking chair phase has come and gone.
Submitted by: Not the Same Bob
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Two Car Garage"
The Lyrics: Give me a two-toned Chevrolet
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet
Submitted by: Not the Same Bob
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"I Just Can't Help Believing"
Opening Lines: I just can't help believing when she smiles up soft and gentle
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Opening Lines: Raindrops keep falling on my head And just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed, Nothing seems to fit Those, Raindrops are falling on my
Comments: The rest of the opening line: "... head, they keep falling". "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" gave artist B.J. Thomas the first #1 song of the 1970's, according to Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts. "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head", continuing the hit making ability of writers Hal David and Burt Bacharach into the 1970's, was the #1 song for the four weeks of January 1970. "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" was featured in the motion picture, "Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid".
Submitted by: Peter
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Song Title Space Change:
"Every Body's Out Of Town" originally "Everybody's Out Of Town"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Help Me Make It (To My Rock In Chair)" originally "Help Me Make It (To My Rockin' Chair)"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"No Love A Tall" originally "No Love At All"
B.J. Thomas only dated short women?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Math Jobs Submitted by: Alexis
Such as an accountant or math instructor?
Both Jams Submitted by: Alexis
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Two Car Garage"
The Lyrics: If we don't get to Paris it won't break our hearts, we'll just pack up the kids and go to Yellowstone Park.
Why: The city of Paris France and the U.S.'s Yellowstone National Park, which covers parts of the states of Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana.
Submitted by: Edward
| "The Eyes Of A New York Woman"
The Lyrics: Deep in the eyes of a New York woman
Why: New York
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Silly Band, Ooh!" originally "Billy And Sue"
Submitted by: Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"I Don't Have A Mind Of Eye Moan" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Whose mind could make their eyes moan anyway?!?
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
"Raindrops Are Hauling On My Fed" originally "Raindrops Are Falling On My Head"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Libby & Sue" originally "Billy & Sue"
Another gender-changing spoonerism
Submitted by: Axl Sean
"Silly & Boo" originally "Billy & Sue"
Submitted by: Axl Sean
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song"
The Lyrics: Oh, please play for me a sad melody
Why: Oh, seize Mae for plea, a plaid melody. OR Oh, please Mae for plea, a dad mellow sea.
Submitted by: Sam Bucus the elder
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