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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Billy Joe Thomas. Submitted by: Countryboy

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own,"Everyone has a mind of their own.Yvette Bristle
"Mighty Clouds Of Joy,"Joy doesn't take the form of clouds.Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Never Comes,"Today ends and tomorrow comes.Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back The Time,"Time can't be brought back.Yvette Bristle
"Long Ago Tomorrow,"Tomorrow is in the future, not in the past.Yvette Bristle

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I Have A Mind Of My Own," Mia Morrell"I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own," B.J. Thomas
"Fool In The Rain," Led Zeppelin"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head," B.J. Thomas
"Cheater, Cheater," Joey and Rory"Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song," B.J. Thomas
"Rainy Day," Coldplay"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head," B.J. Thomas
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Bring Back The Tie" originally "Bring Back The Time"
Peter
"Bring Back The Tim" originally "Bring Back The Time"
Peter
"The Yes Of A New York Woman" originally "The Eyes Of A New York Woman"
Candy Welty
"Till The Lovin' Is Fun" originally "Still The Lovin' Is Fun"
Heather Brockwell
"Bill & Sue" originally "Billy & Sue"
Heather Brockwell

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bring Back The Timer" originally "Bring Back The Time"
That, too!
Peter
"Bring Back The Timex" originally "Bring Back The Time"
They do make good watches.
Peter
"I Don't Halve A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
No wonder; don't think anyone could!
Penny Nichols
"I Don't Have A Mind Off My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Who does?
Penny Nichols
"I Don't Shave A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Clara Suzette Bartilson

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Bring Back The Dime" originally "Bring Back The Time"
Peter
"Bring Back The Mime" originally "Bring Back The Time"
No, we already sent the mime away!
Peter
"I Don't Pave A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
One ought not even TRY to pave a mind!
Lorraine Thoanjer
"I Don't Wave A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
A mind is a hard thing to wave anyhow.
Lorraine Thoanjer
"I Don't Hate A Mind Of My Own" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Kimberly Townsend

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head""Pine Cones Keep Falling On My Yard"Barry J. Mitchel
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head""Space Rocks Keep Falling On My Head"Patrick McWilliams
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head""Plane Props Are Falling On My Head"Susanna Viljanen
"Hooked on a Feeling""Hooked on a Series"Lucy Lement
"Raindrops keep falling on my head""Clinton keps falling on her head"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head""Brain Stops, Sleep’s Calling, Zonked, Fine Meds!"John A. Barry
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head""V-Rays Keep Falling On My Skin"Callmelennie
"Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head""I Just Keep Falling Out of Bed"Mick Terry
"Hooked on a Feeling""Got Zombie Feeling"Sue Donym
"Hooked On A Feeling""Hooked On Ephesians"Darth8191

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Raindrops Keep Falling On My HeadUmbrellasTygerlily

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Raindrops Keep Falling On My HeadRoofing companyTim O'Heron

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Bette Davis Eyes
   Kim Carnes
Eyes Of A New York Woman
   B.J. Thomas
Bette Davis Eyes Of A New York Woman
Peter
Raindrops From The Sun (Hey Hey Hey)
   Imani Coppola
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
   B. J. Thomas
Raindrops From The Sun Keep Falling On My Head (Hey Hey Hey)
Penny Nichols
Doctor My Eyes
   Jackson Browne
Eyes Of A New York Woman
   B. J. Thomas
Doctor My Eyes Of A New York Woman
crazydon
Let The Hammer Fall
   HammerFall
Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head
   B.J. Thomas
Let The Hammer Fall On My Head
Joacim Cans gets tired of B.J. Thomas's schmaltzy a** and finally kills hm.
Chandra
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing seems to fill
Original Lyrics:
Nothing seems to fit
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just like the guy who's feeling too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Original Lyrics:
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Original Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean my eyes have to be turning red
"Two Car Garage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can drag around
Original Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can brag about
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Two Car Garage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can drag around
Original Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can brag about

Story about this misheard lyric by: Staci

I was about 10 years old and helping my mom spring clean while listening to the radio. I belted out the wrong lyrics so confidently and my mom just busted up laughing.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
So I just did me some talkin' to the Sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Why They're Nonsensical:
The Sun has no gender, and it doesn't sleep.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Mighty Clouds Of Joy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When those mighty clouds of joy come rollin' in
Why They're Nonsensical:
Joy doesn't take the form of clouds.
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"I Just Can't Help Believing"
Opening Lines:
I just can't help believing when she smiles up soft and gentle
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Opening Lines:
Raindrops keep falling on my head And just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed, Nothing seems to fit Those, Raindrops are falling on my
Comments:
The rest of the opening line: "... head, they keep falling". "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" gave artist B.J. Thomas the first #1 song of the 1970's, according to Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts. "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head", continuing the hit making ability of writers Hal David and Burt Bacharach into the 1970's, was the #1 song for the four weeks of January 1970. "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" was featured in the motion picture, "Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid".
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Space Change:

"Every Body's Out Of Town" originally "Everybody's Out Of Town"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Help Me Make It (To My Rock In Chair)" originally "Help Me Make It (To My Rockin' Chair)"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"No Love A Tall" originally "No Love At All"
B.J. Thomas only dated short women?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Math Jobs Submitted by: Alexis
Such as an accountant or math instructor?
Both Jams Submitted by: Alexis

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"The Eyes Of A New York Woman"
The Lyrics:
Deep in the eyes of a New York woman
Why:
New York
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"The Eyes Of A New York Woman"
The Lyrics:
I'll be in New York City
When the lights shine bright tonight
Where my woman waits for me
Arms that hold me tenderly
Lips as sweet as honeycomb
Love that waits for me alone
Deep in the eyes of a New York woman
Why:
New York, New York
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Silly Band, Ooh!" originally "Billy And Sue"
Submitted by: Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"I Don't Have A Mind Of Eye Moan" originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Whose mind could make their eyes moan anyway?!?
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
"Raindrops Are Hauling On My Fed" originally "Raindrops Are Falling On My Head"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Libby & Sue" originally "Billy & Sue"
Another gender-changing spoonerism
Submitted by: Axl Sean
"Silly & Boo" originally "Billy & Sue"
Submitted by: Axl Sean

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song"
The Lyrics:
Oh, please play for me a sad melody
Why:
Oh, seize Mae for plea, a plaid melody. OR Oh, please Mae for plea, a dad mellow sea.
Submitted by: Sam Bucus the elder
 

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