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Fun Music Information -> George Strait

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

George Strait and Alan Jackson, George Straight


Q. What was George Strait doing on the seashores of old Mexico? A. Looking for Sand Pesos.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Pure Country"Played "Dusty", a country singer. Spawned the hit, "I Cross My Heart" basically played himself, pretty wooden performance - JJscott

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
George CrookidThe opposite of straight (as in smooth) misspelt.Joe Kurr
George BiIF he became a "Switch Hitter"!Robert D. Arndt Jr.
George FadesHe's retiring after 3 decadesRobert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Armadillo By Morning""Amarillo By Morning"D. Melody Dole, MD
"All my exes are anorexics""All my exes live in Texas"DeenaBabe
"All My Exes Change Their Sexes""All My Exes Live In Texas"SMyler

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Let's Fall To Pieces Together ,"No people can literally fall to piecesDaniel
"I'm Never Going To Let You Go,"Eventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"4-3=0,"How did you pass math class?Dylan Arthur

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Here For The Party," Gretchen Wilson"Here For A Good Time," George Strait
"Baby I Lied," Deborah Allen"That's The Truth," George Strait
"She Loves You," The Beatles"I Know She Still Loves Me," George Strait
"Where's The Party?," Madonna"Marina Del Rey," George Strait
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Chai" originally "The Chair"
Now it's a song about black herbal tea. :D
"I Cross My Hart" originally "I Cross My Heart"
"I Cross My Heat" originally "I Cross My Heart"
"I Ate Everything" originally "I Hate Everything"
"Maria Del Rey" originally "Marina Del Rey"
U. Carrie Oats

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Stars Own The Water" originally "Stars On The Water"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Stars On The Waiter" originally "Stars On The Water"
"Carrying Your Lover With Me" originally "Carrying Your Love With Me"
"Carrying Your Clove With Me" originally "Carrying Your Love With Me"
"Love Without Enid Amen" originally "Love Without End Amen"

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"I Can't Sue Texas From Here" originally "I Can't See Texas From Here"
"All My Ex's Live In Texts" originally "All My Ex's Live In Texas"
Hugh Boettcher
"You Look So Food In Love" originally "You Look So Good In Love"
Said the cannibal before he cooked the lovers.
"Ice In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
"Abe In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


Feb 13
a parody of "The Cowboy Rides Away" by George Strait
A beach bum and a doctor on a Caribbean island.
James Thompson: (wmv)
Aug 19
a parody of "Seashores of Old Mexico" by George Strait
Grabbing a quick bite from a mom and pop convenience store can be a chancy encounter
soundclick: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"All My Exes Live in Texas""All My Exes Changed Their Sexes"Onslaught
"I Saw God Today""I Saw Peace Tonight"Duc4AmIRight
"The Cowboy Rides Away""The Pigeon Flied Away"Darius Whitehead
"All My Exes Live In Texas""All the Facts is in Trump's Taxes"Rick Duncan
"Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?""Did SpongeBob Ever Make Us Laugh?"Darius Whitehead
"If You're Thinking You Want A Stranger""If You Think Of Playing Drawception"Darius and Matthew
"All My Ex's Live in Texas""So Robotnik Teaches Science"Darius Whitehead
"Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?""Does Marc Radtke Ever Creep You Out?"Darius Whitehead
"Heartland""Motel Room"EWOP
"Amarillo by Morning""Armadillo and Pickles"Onslaught

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Write This DownBic PensEdward
Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?Fort Worth Board of TourismEd
Write This DownMead NotebooksLance Wilson
Cowboys Like UsDude Ranch VacationsEd

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
All My Exes Live In TexasTexas Tourism BureauBig Mark
All My Exes Live In TexasMarriage counselors/Dating services in that stateIngeborg S. Nordén

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Lily Was Here
   David A. Stewart featuring Candy Dulfer
Here For A Good Time
   George Strait
Lily Was Here For A Good Time
Blue Rose Is
   Pam Tillis
Here For A Good Time
   George Strait
Blue Rose Is Here For A Good Time
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena
   Jan & Dean
   George Strait
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena, Texas
Pasadena, Texas is the largest suburb of Houston.
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
I Was Made For Loving You
The Seashores Of Old Mexico
   George Strait
I Was Made For Loving You On The Seashores Of Old Mexico
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Boy George Strait
Boy George combined with George Strait
Quite the odd combo!
Submitted By: John
Gaye & Strait
Marvin Gaye combined with George Strait
Submitted By: crazydon
Dire George Strait
Dire Straits combined with George Strait
Lord knows he needs the money!
Submitted By: Opium Taylor
George Bering Strait
George Strait combined with Bering Strait
Submitted By: Edward

There are additional George Strait Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Best Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plastic cars was his thing
Original Lyrics:
Classic cars was his thing
"All My Ex's Live in Texas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roseanne's down in Texarkana
Original Lyrics:
Rosanna's down in Texarkana
"I Know What I Want for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's you
Original Lyrics:
It's new
"Check Yes or No"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to sit beside Marilu Henner
Original Lyrics:
I used to sit beside Emmylou Hayes
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Check Yes or No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackass Ramone
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Paul Gluttony

I always thought this song was about a guy named Ramone that George Strait really thought was a jackass.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Living And Living Well"
Better Lyrics:
There's a difference in living and living well
You can't smoke a bowl all by yourself
Original Lyrics:
There's a difference in living and living well
You can't have it all all by yourself
Submitted by: Linus Pierce

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Ocean Front Property"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've got some ocean front property in arizona from my front porch you can see the sea iõve got some ocean front property in arizona an if youll buy that ill throw the golden gate in free
Why They're Funny:
The logic behind seeing the sea in arizona which is in the middle of the u.S. and very very dry. and that he'll throw in the golden gate...Definitely a good line.
Submitted by: Grey Swann

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

The Repetitive Lyrics:
Straight in a straight line
Why They're Repetitive:
What makes this even more painful is I just realized that this is also sung by George Strait
Submitted by: Bill Dye

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You're in someone else's arms in Dallas
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?
Why They're Nonsensical:
In the whole song, the singer acts as though his ex-girlfriend or whatever is so far away, being in Dallas, and him in Fort Worth. Fort Worth is 20 miles from Dallas!!!
Submitted by: Celeste

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Find a truck and fire it up
Lean on the gas, lean off the clutch
Leave Dallas in the dust
I need you in a rush, so baby run
Why They're Misrhymed:
This is the worst series of lines where the words are close enough to rhyming to just be bad. Truck, up, clutch, dust, and rush are all spoken as if to rhyme. It hurts me.
Submitted by: Bdye44
"Write This Down"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You can find a chisel, I can find a stone
Folks will be readin' these words long after we're gone
Why They're Misrhymed:
No! No, no and no.
Submitted by: Carolee
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

The Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like Jesse James, still trying to make a name.
Who They Mention:
the outlaw Jesse James
Submitted by: Edward

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

The Lyrics:
If you ain't got a suitcase get a box.
Or an old brown paper sack.
Pack it light or pack it heavy
Take a truck, take a Chevy
Baby just come back.
Product Brand Name:
Chevy (Chevrolet)
Submitted by: Bob

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Ace In the Hole"
Opening Lines:
You've got to have an ace in the hole.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Opening Lines:
Adalida, pretty little Cajun queen
Submitted by: William Ransom
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Let's Fall To Pieces To Get Her" originally "Let's Fall To Pieces Together"
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Star Son The Water" originally "Stars On The Water"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"These Ash Ores Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

Band Name Anagrams:

Georgie Tarts Submitted by: Lori Sifferan
Test Gorge, Ira Submitted by: Rachel
Test Gear, Igor Submitted by: Rachel
Sit, Great Ogre! Submitted by: Calop
Gate Grit Rose Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Aid A Lad" originally "Adalida"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Add A 'La'" originally "Adalida"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Moss Earth, I Cry" originally "I Cross My Heart"
Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
"He Tore Sashes Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Julian
"A Hostess Of Old Mexico Here" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Julian

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"All My Ex's Live In Texas"
The Lyrics:
Rosanna's down in Texarkana, wanted me to push her broom. Sweet Eileen's in Abilene, she forgot that I hung the moon. And Allison's in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity. And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law looking for me.
The cities of Texarkana Texas, Abilene Texas, Galveston Texas, and Temple Texas.
Submitted by: Edward
"Amarillo By Morning"
The Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone. Everything that I got, is just what I got on.
The cities of Amarillo Texas and San Antonio Texas.
Submitted by: Edward
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Song Title Acrostics:

GO: "Go On"
The acrostic is also the first word of the title!
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Milk Bough Clues" originally "Milk Cow Blues"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Storage Grate originally "George Strait"
Submitted by: Country

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Friday Night Fever"
The Lyrics:
So I sit here while she's staying home
Watching Dallas on T.V.
Dallas, a prime time television soap opera that aired on CBS from 1978 to 1991.
Submitted by: Bob

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