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Fun Music Information -> Captain & Tennille

This is the most recent information about Captain & Tennille that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Captain & Tennille, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Captain And Tennille

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Love Won't Keep Us Together [and it didn't]""Love Will Keep Us Together"Isac

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Lonely Night (Angel Face),"Nights can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Party All The Time," Eddie Murphy"Can't Stop Dancin'," Captain & Tennille
"Lonely Life," Jackie Wilson"Lonely Night (Angel Face)," Captain & Tennille
"Should I Do It," The Pointer Sisters"Do That To Me One More Time," Captain & Tennille
"Sweet Dreams," Air Supply"Happy Together (A Fantasy)," Captain & Tennille
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Can't Top Dancin'" originally "Can't Stop Dancin'"
Alyssa Jayne

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Love Will Keep Bus Together" originally "Love Will Keep Us Together"
Regina Olsen
"Lover On A Shoestring" originally "Love On A Shoestring"
Alyssa Jayne
"Clove On A Shoestring" originally "Love On A Shoestring"
Alyssa Jayne
"Glove On A Shoestring" originally "Love On A Shoestring"
Alyssa Jayne
"I'm On My Sway" originally "I'm On My Way"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"You Feed A Woman Tonight" originally "You Need A Woman Tonight"
Peter
"You Need A Roman Tonight" originally "You Need A Woman Tonight"
Candy Welty
"You Heed A Woman Tonight" originally "You Need A Woman Tonight"
Candy Welty
"Do What To Me One More Time" originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
I wanna know what "that" refers to
Josh
"Lonely Fight (Angel Face)" originally "Lonely Night (Angel Face)"
baa

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Love Will Keep Us Together""Dumbass Love Songs Forever"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Love Will Keep Us Together""Love Won't Keep Us Together"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Love Will Keep Us Together""Lust Will Keep Us Together"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Love Will Keep Us Together""Shrub Can't Get It Together"William Tong

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Feel Like Makin' Love
   Bad Company
Muskrat Love
   The Captain & Tennille
Feel Like Makin' Muskrat Love
MOR
Radar Love
   Golden Earring
Muskrat Love
   Captain & Tennille
Radar Muskrat Love
KooKooDee
Radar Love
   Golden Earring
Love Will Keep Us Together
   Captain & Tennille
Radar Love Will Keep Us Together
Nothing short of stalking there.
KooKooDee
Muskrat Love
   Captain And Tennille
Love Will Keep Us Together
   Captain & Tennille
Muskrat Love Will Keep Us Together
Muskrat Suzy and Muskrat Sam have a good thing going on.
KooKooDee
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

The Captain & Tennille Hollywood Project
The Captain & Tennille combined with Captain Hollywood Project
What do you get when you combine adult contemporary music with dance music? Adult contemporary dance music? Must be slow dance music.
Submitted By: Isac

Misheard Lyrics:

"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
I win, I win, I win, I win
Original Lyrics:
I will, I will, I will, I will
"Do That to Me One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is never enough for a man's I.Q.
Original Lyrics:
Once is never enough for a man like you
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lunch
Lunch with cheese curls together
Original Lyrics:
Love
Love will keep us together
"Shop Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better chuck a rod
Original Lyrics:
You better shop around
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"You Need a Woman Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
No man can do it all alone
And he's to find a guy who might
Original Lyrics:
No man can do it all alone
He needs to find a guiding light

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ronnie Gonzalez

This was a Top 40 hit in 1979 and the first time I heard the misheard lyric I thought, "Whoa! Did Toni Tennille really say that?" Over the years I've played the record for others and the looks on their faces are classic! When I finally found out what the correct lyrics were decades later I was surprised I was incorrect. I still wonder to this day if it wasn't intentional.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Denny's Such A Flirt"
Opening Lines:
Denny's such a flirt, doesn't mean to hurt you
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian
"Come To Me (with Bobby Caldwell)"
Opening Lines:
Come to me, let me hold you in my arms
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Do That To Me One More Tim E." originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Do That Tom E., One More Time" originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Dot Hat To Me One More Time" originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Song Title Anagrams:

"Hog Stones Dog" originally "The Good Songs"
Submitted by: Brian
"Re-Strangle Gent" originally "Gentle Stranger"
Submitted by: Brian

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wove Kill Leap Us Together" originally "Love Will Keep Us Together"
When the Captain & Tennille get violent! -:)
Submitted by: Peter

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Love Will Keep Us Together"
The Lyrics:
Love, love will keep us together
Think of me, babe, whenever
Some sweet talkin' girl comes along
Singing her song
Don't mess around
You've just to be strong
Just stop, 'cause I really love ya
Why:
This certainly would be an inappropriate ringtone to go off in a divorce court.
Submitted by: Peter
 

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