Song Parodies ->Authors -> Andy Primus
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Highway Star (Live In Japan 6CD set) | Highway Star | Deep Purple | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 351 | |
| Strange Kind Of Axeman | Strange Kind Of Woman | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Ramshackle Man (JLT) | Ramshackle Man | Deep Purple | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Drinking Song | Anyone's Daughter | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Turd Won't Flush | Bird Has Flown (LP Version) | Deep Purple | No Votes | 139 | |||
| Bush Is Wrong | Mary Long | Deep Purple | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 144 | |
| No One Came (To See Hillary Clinton) | No One Came | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Baldness | April | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| NASA | Lola | Kinks | 3.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 176 | |
| NASA | Lola | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Motor Racing Song | Immigrant Song | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| Suntans Of Sting | Sultans Of Swing | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| The Boys On Crack And Brown | The Boys Are Back In Town | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Don't Cheer The Leaper | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Slid Car In Rain | Kid Charlemagne | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| My Old Tool | My Old School | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Doctor Who | Doctor Wu | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 287 | |
| Brian Setzer | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 147 | |
| Blue Blooded (English Nobility) | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| These Guys Are Big An' Tough... | This Town Ain't Big Enough... | Sparks | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 142 | |
| School That I'm Failing | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| A Killer Blast Planned (On A 650cc BSA Lightning) | Achilles Last Stand | Led Zeppelin | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 191 | |
| This Fight Tonight (Mike Tyson) | This Flight Tonight | Nazareth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Make It Sneezy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Bo Diddley An' Ecstacy | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 194 | |
| Up The Junction | Up The Junction | Squeeze | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Seethin' An' In Tears | Reelin' In The Years | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Haitian Discourse | Haitian Divorce | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Frasier | Layla | Derek And The Dominos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| I'm Not In Pain | I Can't Explain | Who | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 125 | |
| Eric Clapped Out Song | Immigrant Song | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| See Emily Pray | See Emily Play | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Felt A Lady | Delta Lady | Joe Cocker | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 112 | |
| Blew It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Daughter's New Fun Pet | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Muck Donald | Heartbreaker | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Need That Glove So Bad | Need Your Love So Bad | Fleetwood Mac | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 137 | |
| The Skids Are Too Tight | The Kids Are Alright | Who | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 112 | |
| Toad Licker | Road Runner | Junior Walker & the All-Stars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| The Leaker | The Seeker | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Titchy Blue Shark | Itchycoo Park | The Small Faces | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Tragic Bar Bet Ride | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Brawn To Be Trialed (Mariusz Pudzianowski) | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| I Need Ewe | I Need You | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Pinhead Wazzock | Pinball Wizard | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| I Feed You | I Need You | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Funny Ol' Baboon | Sunny Afternoon | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Bring The Troops Home | Pictures Of Home | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Driving Way Too Fast | Living In The Past | Jethro Tull | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Janet's A Big Gown Diva | Wynona's Big Brown Beaver | Primus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Breed Thing | In Rock -1- Speed King | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Blood Sucker | In Rock -2- Bloodsucker | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| (Sweet) Child 'O Mine | In Rock -3- Child In Time | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Bite Of The Cat | In Rock -4- Flight Of The Rat | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Into The Crier | In Rock -5- Into The Fire | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Riven Neck | In Rock -6- Living Wreck | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Lard Lovin' Man | In Rock -7- Hard Lovin' Man | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Crack Pipe | In Rock -8- Black Night | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Granny, Be Good | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| A Fighter Paid To Fail | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Prostitute | Substitute | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| You Gotta Get You A Lawman | We Gotta Get You A Woman | Todd Rundgren | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| A Brain Thing | The Main Thing | Roxy Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Her Claw Was Right (In My Thighs) | I Saw The Light (In Your Eyes) | Todd Rundgren | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Quasimodo | Desperado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 153 | |
| Her Claw Went Right (Through His Eyes) | I Saw The Light (In Your Eyes) | Todd Rundgren | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| I'm Called Frankenstein (A Tweak Or Two) | This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You) | The Isley Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Killing Him Slowly With Poison | Killing Me Softly With His Song | Roberta Flack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| I Can See More Piles | I Can See For Miles | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Hamburg | Homburg | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Cow Song | How Long | Ace | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Blokin' | Smokin' | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| I Am A Singing Teacher Of Some Anglo-Saxon History (C. 455 - 878 A.D.) | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| He's Bovine | He's So Fine | The Chiffons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| These Strats Are Made For Thrashin' | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| I Speed Through | I Need You | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Bussed To Be Thinned | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Bat Man | Fat Man | Jethro Tull | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| A Faulty Dog | A Salty Dog | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| The First Time Ever I Wore Your Face (Buffalo Bill) | The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Wasted | Tempted | Squeeze | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| This Fly Spray's For My Wife | The Highways Of My Life | The Isley Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| John A. Barry | January | Pilot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Deflead You | I Need You | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| My Putter Fell In Two | I Put A Spell On You | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Bonus (For Bankers) | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| I Do Believe It's Magic | Do You Believe In Magic | The Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Bitch To Ride | Hitch A Ride | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Dodgy Pies | Bridge Of Sighs | Robin Trower | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Mean Wolverine | Green Tambourine | Lemon Pipers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| My Vegetation | My Generation | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| House Of The Chosen One | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| My Execution | My Generation | Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| My Igloo | I Need You | Kinks | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 65 | |
| Pungent | Urgent | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| I'm In A Mexican Band | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| I'm In America Land | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| She's Annoyed | Paranoid | Black Sabbath | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Blind Drunk, I'm Hammered An' Yours | Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Ricky Won't Cruise That Humber | Rikki Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Eric Clapton | Pretzel Logic | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| With A Nun | With A Gun | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Blown Bearings | Green Earrings | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Blow Biz Kids | Show Biz Kids | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Banned By Me | Stand By Me | Ben E. King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| When The Bevvy Slakes | When The Levee Breaks | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| A Biter Made Me Wail | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Killer: Mean (Charles ‘Chucky’ Manson) | Killer Queen | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Tommy 'Gal: bone ya' Turtle | Caldonia | B.B. King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
