Song Parodies -> Breed Thing
| Original Song Title: | "In Rock -1- Speed King" |
| Original Performer: | Deep Purple |
| Parody Song Title: | "Breed Thing" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
A collie pup & a cat
He's jolly but little, this collie...to have him cockin' in the house is not right
Gritty kitty will show no pity...when she's hackin' at his face an' chest
Shoe steal is oh so real...an' he'll chew 'em till he's had his fill
Come on puppy, drive me crazy - chew it, chew it
An' it's a breed thing...he's got to herd an' bring
Yeah...it's a need thing...see him try
Cat it may bite coz she just got spayed...gonna loaf about, ain't gonna rave
Some mutts you wanna dock, some mutts you want 'em whole...gonna have 'im waggy an' save his pole
Hard bitin' moggie an' a tough metal pan...cat's been seein' double since it bit my gran
Take the little mice, break their little bones...gonna block the hole with a brick or stones
An' it's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly...oh
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He's jolly but little, this collie...to have him cockin' in the house is not right
Gritty kitty will show no pity...when she's hackin' at his face an' chest
Hard bitin' moggie an' a tough metal pan...cat's been seein' double since it bit my gran
Take the little mice, break their little bones...gonna block the hole with a brick or stones
An' it's a breed thing...he's got to herd an' bring
Yeah...it's a need thing...see him try
It's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly
Yeah...it's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly
Gritty kitty will show no pity...when she's hackin' at his face an' chest
Shoe steal is oh so real...an' he'll chew 'em till he's had his fill
Come on puppy, drive me crazy - chew it, chew it
An' it's a breed thing...he's got to herd an' bring
Yeah...it's a need thing...see him try
Cat it may bite coz she just got spayed...gonna loaf about, ain't gonna rave
Some mutts you wanna dock, some mutts you want 'em whole...gonna have 'im waggy an' save his pole
Hard bitin' moggie an' a tough metal pan...cat's been seein' double since it bit my gran
Take the little mice, break their little bones...gonna block the hole with a brick or stones
An' it's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly...oh
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He's jolly but little, this collie...to have him cockin' in the house is not right
Gritty kitty will show no pity...when she's hackin' at his face an' chest
Hard bitin' moggie an' a tough metal pan...cat's been seein' double since it bit my gran
Take the little mice, break their little bones...gonna block the hole with a brick or stones
An' it's a breed thing...he's got to herd an' bring
Yeah...it's a need thing...see him try
It's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly
Yeah...it's a feed thing...or just a game of fling
Yeah...it's a speed thing...see her fly
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Though I'm not familiar with the OS, I recognize good breeding when I see it...
lol....hilarious...great OS too
Thanks TJC & Alvin
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