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Song Parodies -> "The Girl With Borborygmus"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl From Ipanema"

Original Performer:

Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto

Parody Song Title:

"The Girl With Borborygmus"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Full of gas an’ from Noo Joizee
The girl with borborygmus is noisy
An’ when she passes her noxious gasses, it’s ewww

At the ball, she’d like to date us
But she’s so full of noisome flatus
That when she passes, each one she gasses goes, “Ewww”

Oh, coz she eats so much curry
How could I possibly love her
Pongs like a farm pit of slurry
An’ it is too mephitic for me
She cooks vindaloo usin’ ghee

Full of gas an’ rump so leaky
The girl with borborygmus is reeky
An’ when she passes, she toots and it gasses me


Oh, she is ever so smelly
How could I possibly love her
Now there’s more noise from her belly
What comes out has the tang o’ decay
I won’t date so I run away

Full of gas so foul an’ niffy
The girl with borborygmus is whiffy
An’ when she passes, she toots and it gasses me
She does two or three
So, I have to flee
She does two or three

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Timmy1000 - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
This one was a real gas. I also learned a new word today, thanks. When I googled it, I saw that this was also a character in some mystical adventure something or other. I guess the creators had a sense of humor.
John Barry - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Entertaining AND educational. Thanks.
Leough - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Great switcheroo on the OS! Amazingly, I knew what 'borborygmus' meant, but added 'mephitic' and 'vindaloo' to my vocabulary. Thanks! And it strikes me that the UK slang you use is inherently funnier than US slang.
Peregrin - November 21, 2014 - Report this comment
The was a gas, gas, gas, Andy. I also learned something (apart from the word in the title). I learned (to my embarrassment) - which really shouldn't have been a surprise, but was - that the OS has lyrics and is not simply the instrumental from from Herb Alpert and the TB that I was familiar with.

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