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Song Parodies -> "Bitch To Ride"
Original Song Title:
"Hitch A Ride"
Original Performer:
Boston
Parody Song Title:
"Bitch To Ride"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
Day was bright but now it’s spitty
Broke: I’ve bought a bike that died
Real idle, geez, how shitty
Kicked the soddin’ thing and cried
Got a bitch to ride
Veered to the other side
Gears all stick an’ grind
Never buy this kind
Honda cause dismay
Jap bikes are not OK
Triumph on my mind
Bonnie is the way for the best time, oh yeah
Bike runs like the oldest banger
People tease, I push an’ sigh
Shards of steel: the crank is in two
This piece of junk won’t make me fly
Gotta ditch my ride
Head, bore an’ forks are fried
Should be redesigned
Maker should be fined
Honda cause dismay
Jap bikes are not OK
Triumph on my mind
Bonnie is the way for the best time
Gotta hitch a ride
Dead bike: kicked on its side
Left it there an’ whined
Bussin’, I’m resigned
Honda cause dismay
Jap bikes are not OK
Triumph on my mind
Bonnie is the way for the best time
Broke: I’ve bought a bike that died
Real idle, geez, how shitty
Kicked the soddin’ thing and cried
Got a bitch to ride
Veered to the other side
Gears all stick an’ grind
Never buy this kind
Honda cause dismay
Jap bikes are not OK
Triumph on my mind
Bonnie is the way for the best time, oh yeah
Bike runs like the oldest banger
People tease, I push an’ sigh
Shards of steel: the crank is in two
This piece of junk won’t make me fly
Gotta ditch my ride
Head, bore an’ forks are fried
Should be redesigned
Maker should be fined
Honda cause dismay
Jap bikes are not OK
Triumph on my mind
Bonnie is the way for the best time
Gotta hitch a ride
Dead bike: kicked on its side
Left it there an’ whined
Bussin’, I’m resigned
Honda cause dismay
Jap bikes are not OK
Triumph on my mind
Bonnie is the way for the best time
(I bet when you read the title you thought it was going to be about something else)
The bike was a 1977 Honda CB400T that I bought in about 1981.
It broke down numerous times in the 3 or 4 months that I had it.
The bike was a 1977 Honda CB400T that I bought in about 1981.
It broke down numerous times in the 3 or 4 months that I had it.
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This Triumph'll have you 'hogging' the limelight! Great lingo-slingin' and b****>ditch>hitch progression...
You might try a horse between your legs, Sir , as it truly is a fun ride!
What TLC said..and great job on this
All I can say is....Easy Fivers!!!
Thanks TJC, UnKnownRider, AFW & Mark
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