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Song Parodies -> "Lard Lovin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"In Rock -7- Hard Lovin' Man"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Lard Lovin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Cake I lack...I'm lard lovin'...hard to stand...or keep movin'
Must chow down...I need a beer now...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Out of hand, the gain...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man

What's to's all shite chow...thick an' sweet...want it right now
Slimmin' failure...I want a torta...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Rear will grow again...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man

Cream I's all over...come to's thrill time, girl
Hind is vast...can't go fast now...oh, oh, oh...ohhhhh
Got a stitch again...oh...I'm a lard lovin' man

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John Lomain - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
funny stuff
Nice! - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminds me a lot of Michael Moore...
alvin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
jiggled as i laughed
Andy Primus - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Nice! & Alvin

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