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Song Parodies -> "Six J's I've-a Rolled"

Original Song Title:

"Six Days On The Road"

Original Performer:

Dave Dudley

Parody Song Title:

"Six J's I've-a Rolled"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Sheers = sheer stockings
“Bend forward” sheers are best viewed from behind
Apple = bottom

Well, I sought out a rich bird; a dossin’ down, with eats an’ free board
I got my doobie fired up, an’ I’m-a done in like-a never before
It’s a weed zone: my head is all right; I don’t see a cop in sight
Six J’s I’ve-a rolled, an’ I’m-a gonna toke at home tonight

I dig the “bend forward” sheers an’ the Roller on her drive
A shakin’ apple sight fells, so my eyes are open wide
She just passed a doobie an’ a light; it’s been a gas, an’ ev’rything is right
Six J’s I’ve-a rolled, an’ I’m-a gonna toke at home tonight

Well, it seems I could munch, since I’m messed by really good Thai
So I’ll have a lot o’ patties, but they’re not-a like-a some other pies
I could buy some but those aren’t right, for they could never make me high as that kite
Six pies full o’ weed, an’ I’m-a gonna bake at home tonight


Pie for me, an’ a flagon of Turley wine
Well, it’s a little over date, but I hear that’s-a way refined
So nothin’ bothers me tonight; I can watch how the trails all light
Six pies full o’ weed, an’ I’m-a gonna take a doze tonight

Now my cigs are better rolled: she’s not just keen, she’s pro
What a dame, with her rack; for this bloke, the…showin’ crack is goal
I bet she’s a stunner in white; if you think I’d-a marry, you’re right!
Six days; never sowed, an’ she’s-a gonna take a bone tonight
(a short while later)
Six lays; never slowed, an’ she’s-a gonna make a moan tonight

Six ways; never glowed, an’ she’s-a gonna fake a moan tonight

To the person who always leaves a 222:
I’m OK with the 2’s for funny & overall (that’s your choice if you don’t find anything that makes you chuckle) but I’ve got a challenge for you. A 2 for pacing presumably means I’ve made at least 3 serious errors. Match this against the OS & point out where I’ve gone wrong.

If you still want to give it a 2, that says more about you than it does about my parody!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   8

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alvin - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment it
AFW - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Very good..very funny...Pace, excellent, and your subs are fantastic..
Michael Pacholek - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Smokin'. (Yeah, I know, I've used that one before. But not lately.)
Mark Scotti - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I got "high" on the laughter. Great job, Andy!
Wendy Christopher - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
This is the kind of parody that makes having crappy hearing FUN! (And don't worry, that IS a compliment.) The pacing WAS SPOT ON (even I could tell that) and it made me laugh a lot, so definitely worth a 555. And don't worry too much about The Low-Rider (i.e. the 2-or 3-er.) It won't take many more views and proper votes to cancel out his/her vote anyway. He/she stalks a lot of people on this site, it seems.
John Barry - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Fives for you hilarious "Six."
Andy P - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to:

Alvin - glad you dug it.

AFW - I guessed you'd like this one because I remembered that you once said he was one of your fave singers.

Michael - an old comment is always better than no comment at all.

Mark - long time since our paths have crossed. Good to hear from you.

JAB - see above reply.

Wendy - glad you spotted the spot on pacing because I've noticed that you're just as fussy as I am about it.
WarrenB - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
You've got me lookin' for 5 bags of Doritos, 5 bowls of ice cream, and 5 gallons of water. Very funny.
Andy Primus - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the v/c Warren
Don T. - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember a parody of 6 days on the road, called 6 ways on the road. I had a copy on cassette, from the 80's sometime. As tapes do, it broke and got chewed. Does anyone know of the song or where I can get another copy? Please.
Tommy Pett E. - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
You really got to the point real well. Now let's roll another joint. ; )

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