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Song Parodies -> "Holy Grail Was A Bonesome Time"

Original Song Title:

"(On The) Trail Of The Lonesome Pine"

Original Performer:

Laurel and Hardy

Parody Song Title:

"Holy Grail Was A Bonesome Time"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

(Cowboy’s part)

Got a canine; he’s a terrier; stands on three legs fine
Lost a limb; has a broken tail; odd, this little Cairn of mine

(Oliver’s part)

He’s game for poon and very, very soon hopes to prong a she
This I know, he’ll climb on carefully: one back leg has he

(Follow Stan’s part from here to the end of the song)

So, for “Tripod”, mounting is a teaser
There’s a flail; then the lonesome whine
With the fail: poon pine; his heart’s not fine
His front legs are lame; his hair don’t shine
For poon: a boon, coz now he’s mounting my shoe
Likes it fine; any footwear will do

So he blew jizz fountains on the loafer
Holy Grail was a bonesome time

(Sung in a deep voice)

So, for “Tripod”, mounting is a teaser
Pace to nail: need a change of rhyme
With the fail: poon mime; my couch he’ll climb
He can’t miss his aim, an’ can’t mistime
No poon, but he’s itchin’ to screw
In the prime of his life; has some due

(Sung in a high voice)

So he blew jizz fountains on the sofa
Holy Grail was a bonesome time

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John Barry - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
A laurel and hardy handshake for this. And 5s.
AFW - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Love Laurel and Hardy...and this old tune, and your parody
Tommy Turtle - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the outrageous concept, the wordplay, and the clever rhyming -- HEY! Get your @#$% dog off my leg!
AndyP - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB, AFW & TT

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