I scoff my pies…all are steak an’ kidney but that kidney’s wrong
Burstin’ seams…arse galore, my thighs a true monstrosity
Must now be thinned…all I want is just to be thinned

Won’t be long…hope I drop a quarter of the excess me
All that goo…hobos come around so they eat stews for free
Must now be thinned…all I want is just to be thinned…oh

Now…won’t take long…will it last forever, best lay off the pie
It sucks away…and lots of money spent but I’m a slimmer guy
Bussed to be thinned…got no car I’m bussed to be thinned (Got no car he’s bussed to be thinned)
Bussed to be thinned (sold his bling off just to be thinned)…sold my bling off just to be thinned
Be thinned, ooh, ooh, ooh