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Song Parodies -> "Toad Licker"

Original Song Title:

"Road Runner"

Original Performer:

Junior Walker & the All-Stars

Parody Song Title:

"Toad Licker"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Anyone remember the whacky stories about hippies in the hills of California?
Runnin' to catch it
Just can't take it's life coz I'm queasy
Scoop the toad up in my hand
And let me be revellin', man
Coz I'm a toad licker, baby

I'm a toad licker, baby
Cops say "It's jail you belong"
I'm a toad licker, baby
Sweet fantasy if tongue's upon

When you lick three, head's a goner
But try to beware
When high get dressed less
A better groove when bare

I'm a toad licker, baby
Ev'rywhere they do roam
And I love the toads I lick
And I'm gonna lick the toads I love
Toad licker, baby

Tryptamine's in venom
On skin it's found
Got to lick three, baby
An' trips abound

It's the life, livin' like this
When you lick them it's your own risk
When I must quit my blues
I get the urge to groove

Said I'm a toad licker, baby
Must keep on lickin' 'em, yeah
So I lick the toads I love
And I really love the toads I lick
Yes I'm a toad licker, baby

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alvin - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
hggrrggghhhh...oh excuse me, i have a frog in my parody
? - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny! Much funnier than kitten smelling which another author seems to like doing! (take a bow Max Power!)
2Eagle - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Was "?" re - Fur - ing to me? Ha, ha! I remember Mason William's Toad Suck song.

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