Song Parodies -> "That's France"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Dance"

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"That's France"

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The Lyrics

Clichés about the French – some are true and some aren’t

Hey, baby, you’re a hairy chick
Shave the pits or you’ll make me sick
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

She'll eat a brain, a tongue, an’ then the udders too
All the ol’ pieces that you wouldn’t do
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

Hey, baby, now you’re eatin’ frog
I think you’re from the planet Zog
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

She'll eat a snail, a snout, a pig intestine too
Some other species that you wouldn’t do
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

Okay, male now
Oh, yeah

Hey, buddy, with the beret on
Like a Brit? All I hear is “Non”
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

He'll wear a stripy shirt, a string of onions too
All over France, a lot of oldies do
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

Hey, buddy, there’s an awful sight
Foreign lamb has been set alight
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

They smoke a ton o’ cigs, an’ reek o’ garlic too
All the ol’ farmers burn a helpless ewe
Well, that’s France…well, that’s France

Well, that’s France
Well, that’s France
Well, that’s France
Well, that’s France

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Phil Alexander - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment

I suppose even the word "cliché" is French :-) What, no mention of cheese-eating surrender monkeys?

Patrick - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment

When I took French in college, I got grossed out by their menu selections. Basically, they will eat anything that doesn't eat them first. Ah, French cuisine? Don't get the sheep burning reference. I'm sure the sheep would prefer a rendez-vous with the late Tommy Turtle.

Leough - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment

Fun read! I'll have fries and dressing with that. Are you going to reveal which clichés are true, so I don't have to go to the trouble of looking them up?

John Barry - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment

C'est la [pa]trie.

Timmy1000 - June 19, 2015 - Report this comment

Very funny. Ah, but there is also the French kiss.

Rob Arndt - June 19, 2015 - Report this comment

The French for all their faults are well known for: Pasteur, Curie, Descartes, Pascal, Charlemagne, Lafayette, Napoleon, Foch, de Gaulle, war weapons: Corvette, flintlock, bayonet, naval periscope,, smokeless powder, first Air Force, submarine carrier, and other things in various categories like: aqua lung, parkour, guillotine, metronome, roulette, photolithography, cinema, pasteurization, artificial silk, neon, probability theory, pitot tube, the Concorde, metric system, codeine, antibiotics, insulin pump, hypodermic needle, taxis, hot air balloons, bicycle, steam carriage, scooter and moped,, ramjet engines, and making cunnilingus normal!!! Oh, and of course French cuisine!

Andy Primus - June 20, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks all.

Patrick - In just one of many, many protests by French farmers over regulations & cheap imports:

"French farmers set fire to one truckload of British sheep, killing 219 of them. They poisoned 94 sheep on one truck, slit the throats of sheep on another and doused animals on a third truck with insecticide to prevent their meat from being sold."

Leough - I'll keep you guessing.

Peregrin - October 11, 2022 - Report this comment

Browsing your oldies, slightly late finding this one. Gave me a good laugh - nothing like some good stereotypes for good parody fodder. Trois cinqs, mon ami.

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