Song Parodies -> "She's Annoyed"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoid"

Original Performer:

"She's Annoyed"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Furnished out our bedroom but with nothing of the girlie kind
Missus has gone insane an’ now she is droning all the time

All day long she nags at me an’ nothing seems to pacify
Said she’d whip my hind but I don’t mind coz that could satisfy

Can you help me? Drives me round the bend, whoa yeah

I need some fun but, blow me, she stabbed a knife in my behind
I can’t sit, my ring’s that sore, this stroppy lass is so unkind

(Guitar solo)

With a fork she stuck my thigh then bit my calf an’ poked my eye
Crappiness is all too real that’s why I booze till I can’t feel

I’m out for a beer, these birds: well in there now; should be great
Better than my tetchy wife: at least I won’t have to sedate

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Mark Scotti - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Ah, the delights of married life! LOL 555 more changes

AFW - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment

I think Obama could fix this...quite kinky funny

"In-A-Snit"llegirl - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment

You know what they say... If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!! Maybe it's time to break out the Visa Card, as per someone's parody a few weeks back-- (KR's)?

Guy - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Andy - Been years since I heard this OS. I can't remember when was the last time I heard the OS but it was vaguely familiar in my mind but I just could not get the music wrapped around my head. So, I consulted youtube and it all came back in a flash. Glad that I did because I got so much out of it. You did a great mimic on the OS. And your Brit is showing here - "ring" means something totally different to you Brits than it does to us Yanks but I get it. Best get that BR lookin' more pleasing to the feminine eye or there won't be any "hot spunk" anytime soon.

So you got forked in the thigh and the arse? None of my business with all that. Good thing the fork wielder was not a wiseguy or that fork would have gone into your forehead. I stuck a five pronged fork into this parody and found that it is well done. I like this lots. Fine beatdown humor in this one.

alvin - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment

at least she didn't attack you with a spoon...that's the worst

Andy Primus - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks to all for votes/comments

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