Now, if it’s hangin’ kinda low then it’s due for a tuckin’
Sutures will be painful though
An’ you wanna stun so, darlin’, you so just keep on pluckin’
Can’t abide when chin needs a mow…yeah, yeah, yeah

I understand your gut needs attention
But I don’t care once we get entwined
Chicks are livin’ with competition
All I want is to have that piece of ‘hind…yeah

Now, I’m climbin’ to the top of your stockin’-y ladder
Hope it doesn’t take too long
Dread to think of what you weigh now you’ve got fatter
Crack has swallowed up your thong

I understand your butt needs a suction
But I don’t care once I pump an’ grind
When I’m horny, I’m after action
All I want is to have that piece of ‘hind

And a bit o’ head…and a bit o’ head…yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

*****

Now, ev’ry doctor’s got advice; they can make you stunnin’
They can make your butt look wee
All the men will stare when at the beach an’ sunnin’
Now they hide or they all flee

I understand I’ve got sex addiction
An’ I don’t care for that Mensa mind
I’m not after some conversation
All I want is to have that piece of ‘hind

And a bit o’ head…and a bit o’ head…bit o’ head