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Song Parodies -> "Into The Crier"

Original Song Title:

"In Rock -5- Into The Fire"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Into The Crier"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

An actor and a noisy actress
On the double have to ride in films so blue
Like it when she swings then I'll perform on cue
Hear the noise she's makin', my turn soon, I'm quakin'
I really need it hard to do, I'm goin'...into the crier

Turn on for the menfolk that have ridden in you
Now you've got to take it where the others do
Find it kinda shockin' when I'm double sloppin'
I wonder which I'll get to do, I'm goin'...into the crier

Slap your smartin' hind before the rover is done
Likin' ev'ry second coz I'm massively hung
Feel my bell end knockin' while you're double coppin'
I'm gonna flush a passage through, I'm goin'...into the crier

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
double sloppin'
Andy Primus - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin

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