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Song Parodies -> "This Fight Tonight (Mike Tyson)"

Original Song Title:

"This Flight Tonight"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"This Fight Tonight (Mike Tyson)"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

About 'Iron' Mike Tyson's comeback after losing his titles and then his 2nd title fight against Evander Holyfield. He bit a piece of Evander's ear off and spat it on the canvas - he was finally disqualified after biting his other ear shortly after. Tyson eh, had it all but threw it away (and I'm not talking about the ear).
"Look for the left" the cuts man said
"Throw rights down there" that's underhand
He's a failing star yearning
How he loves the Las Vegas brand

He wasn't the one that was on TV
That fight down south, the one who glowers
Not the girlie one that they diss upon
Not the scaredy one that hides in the showers

He's 'Iron Mike' he's mental and mean
But he's got that hook so critical
Can't take it if bare, you know he'd crack your cheek
Sometimes I wish but...gloves are just ethical

Round number seven, down goes the clown
Blankness in his head, his little lights shine
Blankness, blankness, keepin' him down
Gonna make a bundle, now who's down the line?

'Star Fight', 'Star Fight', who's got the gloves on to fight Mike?
Man, this crazy dude is sound
Should not last too long, this fight tonight

He's thinkin' sweet campaign, got his papers held high
Can't stop me, can't drop me now that they're signed
He's singin' "Goodbye Holy, Holy bye-bye"
Oooooooooooooooooh, so unkind

Out come the fangs, see how this feels
Should've kept your headband on, maybe
Hope they're able to fix your Mike bitten ear
Don't be bitter, when you fight again, man

'Star Fight', 'Star Fight', you put the gloves on to fight Mike
Burned that crazy fool, and how
Should not have bit on your ears tonight
Should not have bit on your ears tonight

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alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
"chomping" at the "bit" to give you fives
AFW - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
This had a good ring to it
Stooge - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Pacing was great and the parody was great, 5's all around.
Andy Primus - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, AFW & Stooge

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