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Song Parodies -> "Dumping on the John"
Original Song Title:
"Sleeping on the Job"
Original Performer:
Gillan
Parody Song Title:
"Dumping on the John"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
This is the first parody of a song by Gillan on this site. Ian Gillan formed the band between leaving Deep Purple in the 1970s and then rejoining them in the 1980s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiLmfyEonTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiLmfyEonTY
Big Ann is a scattin’ fan…dumpin’ on the john
She bares her big butt, clears her big butt…dumpin’ on the john
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Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john
She likes to drop a stinky doo-doo
That will sit there like a hoodoo
An’ though for me it would be whiffy
For the john, he gets a stiffy
Annie is shady, not like a lady
Dumpin’ on the john
Big Ann does a man at the top…dumpin’ on the john
It’s confidential: presidential…dumpin’ on the john
Magistrates all set her free, then get their fun at half past three
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john
She likes to poo on politicians
Or a party of physicians
And also presbyters an’ vicars
Who show up in kinky knickers
Annie is shady, not like a lady
Dumpin’ on the john
*****
Big Ann is a scattin’ fan…dumpin’ on the john
She bares her big butt, clears her big butt…dumpin’ on the john
Uses EX-LAX frequently: some pervs like it liquidy
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john
She bares her big butt, clears her big butt…dumpin’ on the john
Those who pay an extra fee can go home with a DVD
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john
She likes to drop a stinky doo-doo
That will sit there like a hoodoo
An’ though for me it would be whiffy
For the john, he gets a stiffy
Annie is shady, not like a lady
Dumpin’ on the john
Big Ann does a man at the top…dumpin’ on the john
It’s confidential: presidential…dumpin’ on the john
Magistrates all set her free, then get their fun at half past three
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john
She likes to poo on politicians
Or a party of physicians
And also presbyters an’ vicars
Who show up in kinky knickers
Annie is shady, not like a lady
Dumpin’ on the john
*****
Big Ann is a scattin’ fan…dumpin’ on the john
She bares her big butt, clears her big butt…dumpin’ on the john
Uses EX-LAX frequently: some pervs like it liquidy
Big Ann is dumpin’ on the john
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If only I used wifi, I could have read this on the john. Oh well - very funny and the pacing is great.
You are definitely the master at exposing kinkiness! Rockin' OS and rockin' lyrics! I liked the double meaning of the word 'john.'
Thanks Timmy & Leough.
Timmy - I hope you realised that the john is not the meaning of the john in your comment.
Timmy - I hope you realised that the john is not the meaning of the john in your comment.
Here I sit all brokenhearted, tried to sh*t but only sharted!!! 555 strains on the throne!
Left you a log of fives!
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