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Song Parodies -> "Need That Glove So Bad"
Original Song Title:
"Need Your Love So Bad"
Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Need That Glove So Bad"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
Words follow the original studio recording - some very wrong lyric pages out there for this one
Need one strong hand...to glide in through the shite
I need someone's arms...to hold this beast so tight
Now as my job begins...I'm at her end
It's now I need...that glove so bad
Arm in her hips...to feel uterine
I need this cow to stand up...can't tell when duffed if lyin'
And as her movements flow...and I want to throw
That's when I need...that glove so bad
I wish I could give it up...I'd sling that glove an' flee
An' dream about that Billie Piper maybe...have a horny fantasy
Smell me when I'm glove free...the job's drivin' me mad
Oh but how I...I need that glove so bad
Now the last one...whose build is very slight
I don't think it will have a baby...I know I can feel everything is tight
Check up on the pee, maybe...in with the fee
So I still need...that glove so bad
I need someone's arms...to hold this beast so tight
Now as my job begins...I'm at her end
It's now I need...that glove so bad
Arm in her hips...to feel uterine
I need this cow to stand up...can't tell when duffed if lyin'
And as her movements flow...and I want to throw
That's when I need...that glove so bad
I wish I could give it up...I'd sling that glove an' flee
An' dream about that Billie Piper maybe...have a horny fantasy
Smell me when I'm glove free...the job's drivin' me mad
Oh but how I...I need that glove so bad
Now the last one...whose build is very slight
I don't think it will have a baby...I know I can feel everything is tight
Check up on the pee, maybe...in with the fee
So I still need...that glove so bad
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Dunno about Billie Piper, but I imagine James Herriot would give this the same set of 5s I did . :-)
Thanks Stan. My parodies usually get the lowest amount of views of all & the majority of people can't get on with my sense of humour - but this one bombed even worse than usual
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