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Song Parodies -> "Dancing Fool"

Original Song Title:

"Spinning Wheel"

Original Performer:

Blood, Sweat & Tears

Parody Song Title:

"Dancing Fool"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Frank Zappa’s “Dancing Fool”
This gross guy…makes gals laugh
Dancin’ fool…he looks so daft
Talkin’ ‘bout the reason why he got that song
One leg is too short an’ both his feet are too long

He’s always dancin’ like a…a dorky dope
Doin’ well…is his hope
Wantin’ to be with ‘em so he…he does a turn
Got no nat’ral rhythm…it’s the thing he can’t learn

Disco-wide you’re all fit to slay on a stay-up-all-night Friday
Though you’re snide…he will always say
“Jus’ step aside…for my display”
“I’ll show you…a boogie so unreal”

He wants some matin’…could be you
Disco gear…it’s all new
Shirt’s now half open with his chains inside
Spoonin’ up the charlie ‘til his brain is real fried


“Hey now darlin’…buy ya two”
Jewish gal…“That will do”
Hits all you ladies with, “Your place or mine”
Never gettin’ pussy is the dancin’ fool guy

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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John Barry - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice mashup.
WarrenB - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Echoing JohnB. You can certainly sheik yerbouti to it.
Jonathan - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
clearly it took Blood Sweat & Tears to make this one! 5's
Andy Primus - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB, Warren & Jonathan
Ann H - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I know this os

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