This gross guy…makes gals laugh
Dancin’ fool…he looks so daft
Talkin’ ‘bout the reason why he got that song
One leg is too short an’ both his feet are too long

He’s always dancin’ like a…a dorky dope
Doin’ well…is his hope
Wantin’ to be with ‘em so he…he does a turn
Got no nat’ral rhythm…it’s the thing he can’t learn

Disco-wide you’re all fit to slay on a stay-up-all-night Friday
Though you’re snide…he will always say
“Jus’ step aside…for my display”
“I’ll show you…a boogie so unreal”

He wants some matin’…could be you
Disco gear…it’s all new
Shirt’s now half open with his chains inside
Spoonin’ up the charlie ‘til his brain is real fried

*****

“Hey now darlin’…buy ya two”
Jewish gal…“That will do”
Hits all you ladies with, “Your place or mine”
Never gettin’ pussy is the dancin’ fool guy