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Song Parodies -> "The Date With Brenda"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"The Date With Brenda"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

The blind date…
Oh heck…it’s a date with Brenda
But Brenda looks pale an’ unwell
She’s high on crack…her three teeth are black
I’m lonely so, hey, what the hell!

Oh heck…how to rate this Brenda
A nought out o’ ten for this crone
So gaunt an’ thin…she has scabby skin
She looks like a film zombie clone

Her smell can repel, even flies will leave
This ‘belle’ has a smell even ‘Glade’ cannot quell

Heck…on the date with Brenda
They’re laughin’, so I’m feelin’ down
They all agree she ain’t hot, you see
She looks like a mutt in a gown
This Brenda should be in a pound

One whiff of the niff is enough to peeve
One whiff of the niff and I doubt I’d be stiff

Heck…I won’t mate with Brenda
I’m lookin’ at her with a frown
I’m all at sea…I won’t make whoopee
I’m gettin’ the hell outta town
This Brenda is one mingin’ hound

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Peregrin - November 14, 2022 - Report this comment
Poor Brenda. Then again, it could have been poor Andy. Particularly liked the Glade line. Say, it sounds like Brenda might be related to the protagonist in the M&P parody today...
Andy Primus - November 14, 2022 - Report this comment
Pip, we must be on the same wavelength. Both ours today about not so hot chicks & both ours a couple of Mons ago had dodgy livers.

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