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Song Parodies -> "I Need Ewe"

Original Song Title:

"I Need You"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Ewe"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I need ewe
I need ewe for some fun on the sly
I need ewe...I'll give it a whirl
I'll ride her till there's tears in her eyes

Good job I've got some gel coz she's dry
I'll slip in an' you'll hear me sigh
I need ewe
More than anybody else I've rogered animals before

I need ewe
That sheep, she has a cute little face
I need ewe...I'll give it a whirl
I'll dress her up in wellies an' lace

Good job I've got some gel coz she's dry
I'll slip in an' you'll hear me sigh
I need ewe
More than anybody else I've rogered animals before

I need ewe
That ovine look, it makes me give chase
I need you...I'll give it a whirl
The problem is she sets a good pace

Good job I've got some gel coz she's dry
I'll slip in an' you'll hear me sigh
I need ewe
More than anybody else I've rogered animals before
More than anybody else I've rogered animals before
I need ewe
I need ewe
I need ewe

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Strangely funny! Great Kinks song!!! Love that band!!!!!
TJC - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
No baaaah humbug here...got to give ewwwwe! 5's for this outrageous sheep-ody...
alvin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
ewe left me with a sheepish grin
Andy Primus - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, TJC & Alvin
Christie Marie M - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Ewwwe rock!!! Clever title ring and parody! Here's three sets of 5's for ewe...uh, I mean you! LOL!
Andy Primus - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie

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