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Song Parodies -> "A Biter Made Me Wail"

Original Song Title:

"A Whiter Shade Of Pale"

Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"A Biter Made Me Wail"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

A two round unlicensed female cage fight
(Round 1)

She ripped the tights so buns show…bent both heels, now they’re sore
I was squealing: felt a knee click…the crowd called out for gore
She rammed her thumb in harder…I was reeling, knew I may
I was caught out: had an armour chink…my cooter on display

That’s how it was - I hate her…for the mauler did prevail
In my face, a fist, but mostly…she’s a biter, made me wail

(Round 2)

I dread that I’ve the wheeze on…not a youth, it’s plain to see
Now I’m winded so I’m praying hard…should not bet on me
In a fix: need plastic surgeons…fans are leaving: sure are grossed
They return with eyes wide open…for my bust is swell an’ exposed

That’s how it was - she’s greater…I’m jus’ filler: old an’ frail
Now my face: the worst, it’s ghastly…she’s a fighter, made to nail

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Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Five rounds!
TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Wacky n' whacky!
Fiddlegirl - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Racy, ragey and cagey!
Timmy1000 - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Very descriptive tale and excellent matching of the OS.
Tommy Turtle - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
OK, I recognize Fiddlegirl in the song, but who's the other one? Christie Marie? Andria? Fine tribute all around. :) :) :)

Interesting notes on history and additional OS lyrics at, which this writer chose to use for his spin on OS, but an over-the-top (neck-)twist on common OS here. 555 nail-scratches and beyatch-slaps!
Andy Primus - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all for votes and comments

TT - Link didn't work but I'm guessing the notes tell the history of how the song was written. If so, then you already know that the additional lyrics were never recorded in the studio and were only used for concert versions (usually adding the third verse - occasionally adding both)
TT - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Yep, so if you know that too, then the link isn't necessary - 'twas just some additional interesting stuff for those who didn't.

Link worked fine for me -- you *did* know to change 3w to www, right? No offense meant, but never sure what might trip the sp*m filters, and so was just playing it safe. Will give it one shot:
Ahh, it worked... - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
The actual link did go through above, but just FYI, you might see other peeps using the "3w" thing to avoid tripping filters. -- TT.
Andy Primus - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Never seen that done before and I'll try to remember it in future. Pretty obvious now you mention it but I didn't even notice it. I just copied & pasted the address without bothering to look at it properly.

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