Got a rodent inside (not in pain)
It's no hurtin' kind (not in pain)
Coz no teeth or claws (not in pain)
It's down in my bowel, yeah (not in pain)
I said (not in pain)
It's feelin' good up my butt (not in pain)

Mousey could be dead so I'll try a shrew
The things I've bred, I'll cram in a few
Insertin' funny things, a wren or a hen
Good job I've a big butt

Not in pain
I'll try a dove
Try a sable or two
Hope I go oooh
An' I'm not in pain (not in pain)
My rear it is splayin' now (not in pain)

Busy in the shed but I'm feelin' bad
My cheeks are red, got caught by my dad
He's givin' funny looks again an' again
He stares at my bare butt

You're insane
This thing you love
Try to push 'em on through
As if were poo
But the things remain (things remain)
I'll give it one more push now (things remain)

I'll coax 'em out with grain, yeah
I'll drive 'em out of my hind
They went scurryin' up there
Out plop the dead remains