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Song Parodies -> "Ooh, Fat Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Who's That Lady"

Original Performer:

The Isley Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Ooh, Fat Lady"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Ooh, fat lady (ooh, fat lady)
Sizeable lady (ooh, fat lady)
Chubby lady (ooh, fat lady)
Real wide lady (ooh, fat lady)

Burgers on the barbecue
She will get through thirty-two
With no time to even chew
An’ then say, “Cook more but don't touch, baby”
“Nah, nah, nah don't touch”

Ooh, fat lady (ooh, fat lady)
Pudgy lady (ooh, fat lady)
Corpulent lady (ooh, fat lady)
Real huge lady (ooh, fat lady)

She will give a store a ring
An’ say, “One of ev’rything”
It’s a truckload that they bring
An’ then it’s, “Hey, you, go an’ pay”
“Go along an’ pay, baby, go an’ pay”

Ooh, fat lady (ooh, fat lady)
Whale of a lady (ooh, fat lady)
Hefty lady (ooh, fat lady)
Real porcine lady (ooh, fat lady)

All she ever does is moan
Should be droppin’ forty stone
I should think of movin’ on
If she won't I'll soon be gone
Soon be gone, yeah

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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Leough - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
555! This was huge!
John Barry - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm infatuated. Security code: LSD
Timmy1000 - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
This was big - watch out for the PC fat police. 5WT for my code - does the WT mean weight?
Jonathan - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
huge 5's!
Meriadoc - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Great job matching the OS. "Real wide lady" had me immediately giggling.
Andy Primus - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for the votes & comments
WarrenB - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Some funny stuff, and after reading the last line, I noticed the security code was 8HE.
Apropos, don't you know.
Andy Primus - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Warren

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