Well, they never felt more like sinkin’ the brews
So Dasher went off to pick up the booze
Those reindeer have been drinkin’ all day

Well, now Comet’s so fried he’s high as a kite
An’ Blixem is blitzed an’ Dunder is tight
They’re useless when they’ve been swiggin’ the booze

An’ now they’ve found his case o’ wine
No work is done by drunk cervine
There's nothin’ more that Claus can do
It’s why-why-why-why he’s so blue (why he’s so blue)

Well, they’re gonna say no to pullin’ a sleigh
Coz Cupid an’ co are fuddled today
Those reindeer have all been swiggin’ the booze

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Well, he never felt more like sinkin’ the brews
So Prancer has downed a gallon o’ booze
That reindeer has been drinkin’ all day

Well, the kiddie won’t get her prezzie tonight
Coz Dancer is dazed an’ Vixen is tight
They’re useless when they’ve been swiggin’ the booze

Oh, for boys an’ girls it won’t be fine
Their dream is gone so they’ll all whine
There's nothin’ more that Claus can do
It’s why-why-why-why he’s so blue (why he’s so blue)

Well, he never felt more like smokin’ a J
He’s thinkin’ that he should call it a day
Now Santa will soon be havin’ a snooze