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Song Parodies -> "I'm In The Whorehouse Now"

Original Song Title:

"I'm In The Jailhouse Now"

Original Performer:

Webb Pierce

Parody Song Title:

"I'm In The Whorehouse Now"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I’m in the whorehouse now
I’m in the whorehouse now
A rough one should suffice
I’ve quit layin’ broads who are cute an’ nice
I’m in the whorehouse now

Shall I have a bonk, though hooker’s a dud?
She don’t appeal: looks o’ the Fudd
I think she is the oldest gal in town
But I sure bet she’s kinky
That gut there’s far from dinky
She’s looking like a whale, with her gown down

I’m in the whorehouse now
I’m in the whorehouse now
A duff one should suffice
I’ve quit payin’ broads who are cute an’ nice
I’m in the whorehouse now

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Well, I came here last Tuesday
Met a girl whilst boozy
I told her I want the cheapest tart around
So she told me what would save me money
She told me it would look real funny
She told me they’re in black an’ white, or brown

I had a whorehouse cow
I had a whorehouse cow
I took that ho’s advice
A fit heifer rocks, and is half the price
I had a whorehouse cow

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AFW - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Extremely funny title..and just as funny follow-up
Tad o' Tea - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, the economy is rough everywhere....

DKTOS, but the title scans to a US song from one of them World Wars, can't remember which. "You're In The Army Now". But a different melody, Loved the twist at the end. 555 cowpies (U K that term? - lol -- 'UK, get it?" :D)
Andy P - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to AFW

& Tad o' Tea - I'm surprised you DKTOS, I thought it was quite a popular one on your side of the pond.
Yes, I get it - U S tablish your facts well enough to be understood.
Wendy Christopher - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, this one's certainly been an 'education!' Very very funny though. I tried searching for this particular OS on YouTube and came up pretty much empty, but I can tell from the rythym of the lines that the pacing's tight. Sure casts a new light on 'The Secret Diary of a Call Girl!' Please take a 555 to compensate for your 'wild' night out ;^)
Andy Primus - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Wendy - It doesn't appear to be a very popular song. I think only my dad (who I got a copy of the track from) & AFW (who likes C & W) know it.

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