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Song Parodies -> "Crack Addict Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Crack Addict Woman"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
Got a crack addict woman…got a crack addict woman
I got a crack addict woman…out of her mind an’ her tree
Coz she’s a crack addict woman…she’s tryin’ to make a junkie out o’ me
Don’t burn that crack for me, baby…don’t burn that crack for me, baby
Yes, don’t burn that crack for me, baby…stop messin’ ‘round with your fix
Don’t burn that crack for me, baby…I’m just right fed up with tragic chicks
Got the smell of pee, baby…got that smell of pee, baby
Yes, you’ve got that smell of pee, baby…stinkin’ ol’ tart; you’re a crone
Indeed, you’re so mad…tragic woman, I’ll just leave you alone
I got a crack addict woman…out of her mind an’ her tree
Coz she’s a crack addict woman…she’s tryin’ to make a junkie out o’ me
Don’t burn that crack for me, baby…don’t burn that crack for me, baby
Yes, don’t burn that crack for me, baby…stop messin’ ‘round with your fix
Don’t burn that crack for me, baby…I’m just right fed up with tragic chicks
Got the smell of pee, baby…got that smell of pee, baby
Yes, you’ve got that smell of pee, baby…stinkin’ ol’ tart; you’re a crone
Indeed, you’re so mad…tragic woman, I’ll just leave you alone
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This "cracked" me up. ;D
Very "addicting" read!
Lexcellent meth'od to yer madness, sir!
A crackerjack parody.
Thanks for the votes & comments
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Thanks Ann
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