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Song Parodies -> "Crack Addict Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Crack Addict Woman"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Got a crack addict woman…got a crack addict woman
I got a crack addict woman…out of her mind an’ her tree
Coz she’s a crack addict woman…she’s tryin’ to make a junkie out o’ me

Don’t burn that crack for me, baby…don’t burn that crack for me, baby
Yes, don’t burn that crack for me, baby…stop messin’ ‘round with your fix
Don’t burn that crack for me, baby…I’m just right fed up with tragic chicks

Got the smell of pee, baby…got that smell of pee, baby
Yes, you’ve got that smell of pee, baby…stinkin’ ol’ tart; you’re a crone
Indeed, you’re so mad…tragic woman, I’ll just leave you alone

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
This "cracked" me up. ;D
Mark Scotti - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Very "addicting" read!
TJC - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Lexcellent meth'od to yer madness, sir!
John Barry - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
A crackerjack parody.
Andy P - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes & comments
Ann Hammond - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Andy P - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann

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