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Song Parodies -> "Helluva Big Bee"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Helluva Big Bee"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Fly (also flies) = trouser opening
Ah, it’s unwise to lick a beehive
Ah, it’s unwise to kick a beehive

Helluva big bee
Tell you no lie: flew in fly; stung my guy up its eye
Felt I would die

Rolled about, thrashin’
Pants to the floor; I was sure that I saw three or four
Possibly more

Filled with nasty poison; they’ve made it bleed an’ sting
Filled with nasty poison; I think it needs a sling

Then came a frenzy
Full of the fear; shed a tear; stung my rear and an ear
Now I can’t hear

Went to the doctor
At nine o’ clock, heard him mock; got a shock: wants to dock
Hope it’s a crock

Sense of humour’s lackin’; he wants to chop my thing
Sense of humour’s lackin’; so now, my hands, I wring

Oh, can’t afford the price of doctors
Oh, can’t abide the slice of doctors

Here’s what I’m thinkin’
Let me explain: halt the pain; want the gain to remain
Hope it don’t wane

Glad he was jokin’
Once like a twig; size of cig; now so big; I can dig
Got the porn gig

Wow, my swollen pee pole; can’t wait to show this thing
Wow, my swollen pee pole; I’ll make some dough: kerching!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
YEEEEEOW...That sings...with laughs!
TJC - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Title Of The Day! Very funny stuff with a 'happy ending'!
John Barry - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Fives for your hives jive!
Tommy Turlte - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Great use of the multiple rhymes, and as TJC said, quite the leap from TOS title. .. "Fly" has same trousers meaning WOP (West of Pond; no slur on Italians ;) . 555, and I think Mark Scotti meant "stings".

Don't think your toxin-laden pee pole would feel the pleasure you're anticipating - -quite the opposite, probably :) Bee stings can be fatal to those who are allergic to the venom, and if not allergic, probably no swelling, unless you were bitten on the pole -- and that's gotta hurt.

And what gal is gonna do you when you have sores and blisters all over it? heh heh enough chain-yanking. ;-D
Old Man Ribber - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Andy - This is one "killer" bee parody! ;D
Andy P - November 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for you v/c's

TT - I thought I'd try something a bit different from the usual trying to rhyme as much as possible with the OS.
I'm surprised that you use the fly/flies one. It's listed as a UK only in the Oxford English.
If it was me saying that to you, would it be chain-limeying? ;)
TT - November 07, 2010 - Report this comment
"chain-limeying"? Now *that* is something I don't understand. (I K what "limeys" are, and the etymology.) ... if you care to elaborate, probably better at one my songs, as I probably won't remember to keep looking here. Cheers.
Andy P - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
TT - will do that
dennis - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Bee, he says. How about riding home with a ripped out crotch in your trousers and catch a WASP in there. Now you do that, and you'll know about PAIN. I'm glad I did not unload off of that bike when it happened. (true story). Bees can only sting once. Wasps can do so multiple times, and my crotch looked like a pincussion with wasp stings.
Andy Primus - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the v & c, Dennis - Ouch! I hate wasps as well.
I've been a bike rider for over 30 years & have had 2 wasp incidents (both in a single summer). One up the sleeve which stung my wrist, the other in my jacket collar which stung my neck.

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