Song Parodies -> Killer: Mean (Charles ‘Chucky’ Manson)
| Original Song Title: | "Killer Queen" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Killer: Mean (Charles ‘Chucky’ Manson)" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
This is the fam’ly o’ Manson…it’s a slitty jab ya get
Cut them an’ make them dead…paint ‘Pig’ from a jug’lar jet
A fightin’ family…they’re far worse than Pammy Lee
At anytime an instigation, he gives the sign
Shivvy are his little pets…Hell’s worst he’s gonna get
For sure, his nuts in a vice
He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)
Ooh, pecker tended: rather nice
It’s orgyful, a happy night…(wanna try)
------------------------------------------------
If annoyed: implications…he’ll send ‘em to the Tate address
The degradation…his folk just like a bloody mess
Shot a man: the whiner…who tried to save a minor
They’ll cut ‘em up, actin’ ment’lly, for they’re that way inclined
Grrr! Boom! Then naturally a perish (naturally)…the girl: they couldn’t scare less
An’ Chucky jus’ wants ‘em diced
He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)
(Guitar solo)
Whip of a cat: hope they’re lookin’ at…bash ‘em with a woody bat
The cops’ve put the gang out of action…hope the wardens’ll kick their ass
They’ll absolutely rive (if riled…riled) they’re wantin’ a set to
He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)
Ooh, sneck has ended: now on ice
Sedated: all, an’ strappy tight…(gonna fry)
You’re gonna fry
Cut them an’ make them dead…paint ‘Pig’ from a jug’lar jet
A fightin’ family…they’re far worse than Pammy Lee
At anytime an instigation, he gives the sign
Shivvy are his little pets…Hell’s worst he’s gonna get
For sure, his nuts in a vice
He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)
Ooh, pecker tended: rather nice
It’s orgyful, a happy night…(wanna try)
------------------------------------------------
If annoyed: implications…he’ll send ‘em to the Tate address
The degradation…his folk just like a bloody mess
Shot a man: the whiner…who tried to save a minor
They’ll cut ‘em up, actin’ ment’lly, for they’re that way inclined
Grrr! Boom! Then naturally a perish (naturally)…the girl: they couldn’t scare less
An’ Chucky jus’ wants ‘em diced
He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)
(Guitar solo)
Whip of a cat: hope they’re lookin’ at…bash ‘em with a woody bat
The cops’ve put the gang out of action…hope the wardens’ll kick their ass
They’ll absolutely rive (if riled…riled) they’re wantin’ a set to
He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)
Ooh, sneck has ended: now on ice
Sedated: all, an’ strappy tight…(gonna fry)
You’re gonna fry
Jug’lar = Jugular vein
Pammy Lee = Pamela Anderson when she was married to Tommy Lee
Shiv = A knife used as a weapon
Cat = Cat-o’-nine-tails
Rive = Tear apart violently
Sneck (Scottish) = Cut with a sudden stroke
The last two lines are fiction (unfortunately)
Pammy Lee = Pamela Anderson when she was married to Tommy Lee
Shiv = A knife used as a weapon
Cat = Cat-o’-nine-tails
Rive = Tear apart violently
Sneck (Scottish) = Cut with a sudden stroke
The last two lines are fiction (unfortunately)
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 11 | 11 | 11 |
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Gory but well written
This is one mean parody, 555.
One 'hindsome' parody... CM truly out-psychos Psycho!
And to think that California outlawed the death penalty ... jerks.
These people have 'helter' pay. 555
Chilling account..exc. dark humor
Wow... excellent. (Except I'm a bit scared now...)
Andy: Saw your comment @ my alvin rhodes trib -- replied there. Thanks for v/c-ing there.
my fave of the day...great job on a tricky song
Wowsers! Great stuff, Andy....some wonderful language gymnastics on display here, and a cohesive and enjoyable parody. 555+
A parody of one of my favorite songs! The rhyming and pacing was amazing in this parody! 555!
Thanks to all who voted & commented
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen449.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 102






