Well, I hung out of my bedroom window
Throwing up some sick
Gin's to blame, I threw some more
That really did the trick
My daddy came and banged my head
He said "What kind of man
Is this that's pukin' round my house"
Huh, shit has hit the fan.

Gotta drink some water
Gotta drink some water
Why do I always get
An achin' head I didn't oughta get
I can't drink no more kegs of bitter
Coz he's hired a baby sitter.

Imagine I was a full grown man
Then I could drink all night
I could sit and quaff some beer
As long as it's not lite
Wham, the door comes crashing down
My daddy's face all pale
Says "Now I've caught you drinking rum
I'll make my house a jail".

Gotta drink some water
Gotta drink some water
Why do I always get
An achin' head I didn't oughta get
Now I'm feeling frail and sickly
Wanna feel good very quickly.

Yes I do, it's not nice.

My dad's screaming "Out of order"
Coz I want some whiskey with water.

Daddy I should like some booze
He said "You're much too young"
I think we're gonna have a fight
If he stops me having fun
I love beer and hooch and wine
He said "You're numb with brandy"
I said "It's not just brandy
It's been mixed with lager shandy".

Gotta drink some water
Gotta drink some water
Why do I always get
An achin' head I didn't oughta get
Said I'm not what he'd always hoped for
Wished that he'd had a sober daughter.

Huh, what do you think of that.