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Song Parodies -> "The Skids Are Too Tight"

Original Song Title:

"The Kids Are Alright"

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Original Performer:

Who

Parody Song Title:

"The Skids Are Too Tight"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Skids is English slang for underpants
How we dined...all the fries goin' in my girl
That swine...we ate the last fatty cell
And I know I should try to eat food that is light
Got a large fat behind an' the skids are too tight
The skids are too tight

Sometimes...I fill my gut an' have to lay
Belt's tight...I wonder what the hell I weigh
I'm a pro when I feast, ate the snout an' the rind
Got a large fat behind an' the skids are too tight
The skids are too tight

You know that we eat things that started off wantin' to purr
I have them skinned so my girl can wear pet fur

How we dined...all the pies goin' in my girl
There's nine...she'll eat them all, bloody hell
But she'll blow an' she'll sigh then she'll take one more bite
Got a large fat behind an' the skids are too tight
The skids are too tight

Sometimes...I need to get a pet to slay
With lime...I'm gonna cook a pet today
With a blow on the head an' guts out of my find
Better do things things myself coz the kids are not bright
The kids are not bright
The kids are not bright
The kids are not bright

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alvin - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...fun concept....in america "skid" is slang for something sometimes left in underpants
Timmy1000 - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title - with the different US meaning, it did catch your eye. Nicely done.
Andy Primus - January 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin & Timmy

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