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Song Parodies -> "I'm Called Frankenstein (A Tweak Or Two)"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You)"

Original Performer:

The Isley Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Called Frankenstein (A Tweak Or Two)"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Various Frankenstein films with a bit of my own embellishment thrown into the mix
Ooh, I’m called Frankenstein…I’ve tried a thousand times
Each time I see decay…that’s why I feel dismay
With a corpse they come…an’ their fees are low
Robbin’ a grave again…bringin’ me more an’ more

Maybe I’m just a flake…to give him life he’s feelin’ fried
He looks grey…this massive guy
The rod may soon be blowin’coz it’s hummin’ an’ glowin’, still he’s…

An odd hue…his cold heart needin’ a tweak or two
An odd hue…bolts are due

These old arms are fine…they’re from a dude I found
Drank those beers an’ sighed…kept fallin’ down

Always he’d have to piss…noise behind me I heard a hiss
Heard a cry from the soul for help
Bitten tool, he said “Suck it” I instead said “F*ck it” then he…

He went blue…his old heart needin’ a tweak or two
He went blue…tongue tied too…then he died


Ooh, he’s all scarred an’ fried…but wants a bride
Some old tart is fine…or that sheep’s for tryin’
He’s on a beatin’ spree…leaves ‘em off their feet
A veer on the way…now for the freak Frau

Coz if you name her a hundred times…a hundred times they’ll shake their tack
Liz says “The creature can have me”
She’s not too proud to shout it, belle jus’ wants a stout bit in her

A big tool…his old part fillin’ a place or two
A big tool…his old part fillin’ a place or two
A big tool…his old part fillin’ a place or two
A big tool…what a view…veins are blue

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Mark Scotti - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
That's some "creation" of yours, Andy! Great song too(although I prefer Rod Stewart's version..), anyway, five bolts of lightening for bringing this to life!!!
alvin - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
this certainly adds a new dimension to the frankenstein legend
AFW - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Far out, and funny
Andy Primus - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Alvin & AFW

On reading this through again there's a bit that isn't very clear on what I was thinking about & could be taken wrong.
The 'hiss' was of a snake, 'bitten tool' is exactly that & the 'suck it' was him trying to get someone to suck out the venom.
John Barry - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
You've built a very good parody.
Andy Primus - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks John

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