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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Stop Loving Ewe"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Stop Loving You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Gibson

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Stop Loving Ewe"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I can’t stop lovin’ ewe…though they’re not of my kind
At least they’re mammal-y…if young: bonesome time
I can’t stop wantin’ ewe…I don’t have to pay…
As on my farm, they’re rife; had three, jus’ yesterday

Those happy hours…spent with some ewe
They’re wrong, I know…but I’ll not rue
Hungry, one time…ripped one all apart
With thyme an’ some dill…was baked in a tart

I can’t stop eatin’ ewe…so I’ll carve up some ‘hind
With mint they’re lov-el-y…but, oh, not with lime
I can’t stop munchin’ ewe…just after we play
Then all the guts, her head, an’ bones are tossed away

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Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Andy - (singing) "Ewe're breaking me up with your sheeping". Once again, you are right on the "mutton"...fine job! ;D
TJC - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
The sheep are extremely nervous today! Tommy to the south Andy to the north and mountains to the east--all I can advise is ho west young lamb! Some great lines n' rhymes of all kines!
Tommy Turtle - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
YOU"RE SICK!!!! ..... oh, wait ... (checks own song post ... .uh, strike that .. ;-D

Great minds run in the same gutter! 555, of cewerse!
(over here, the most famous version of TOS is by Ray Charles)
Mark Scotti - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Turtle and the Primus! Ewe both work of the same mine...and it's always funny!
Mark Scotti - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Damn my dislexic keys! I mean "the same MIND"
Lamb-basted - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
It's a day for sheep thrills! 555 :)
Andy P - February 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks all for v's & c's

TT - I didn't know about the Ray C version. I got this one off a CD I borrowed from my dad - he grew up with 40's & 50's music, so this is the one that he knows best.
Meriadoc - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
It's very impressive to find someone who wastes not a single sinew of the sheep...

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