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Song Parodies -> "Big Jello Jacksie"

Original Song Title:

"Big Yellow Taxi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Big Jello Jacksie"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I ate all the pies; now got a massive gut
With a limp ol’ tool, the man boobs an’ a whackin’ great butt
Wife is always saying “No” if I ask her “Can I climb up upon?”
I ate all the pies; now got a massive butt
(Huge butt butt butt butt…huge butt butt butt butt)

Poor ticker an’ knees: should be in a mausoleum
So if faced by muggers, or Rotties on the loose, I can’t flee 'em
Bad to let your fitness go ‘cause you can't do much at all when it's gone
I ate all the pies; now got a massive butt
(Huge butt butt butt butt…huge butt butt butt butt)

Hey, burger flipper, do another Mickey D now
Got the spots on my kisser: my dinners are swimmin’ in grease…sheesh!
Twenty burgers in a row; it’s no wonder that I've put the weight on
I ate all the pies; now got a massive butt
(Huge butt butt butt butt…huge butt butt butt butt)

Late last night I scoffed a whole roast lamb
On my big jello jacksie, spent today in the can
Next, I’m gonna scoff a doe; all tomorrow I’ll be back on the john
I ate all the pies; now got a massive butt
(Huge butt butt butt butt)

I said, don't it always seem to go: if you eat too much you put the weight on
I ate all the pies; now got a massive butt
(Huge butt butt butt butt)

I ate all the pies; now got a massive butt
(Huge butt butt butt butt)

I ate all the pies; now got a massive butt

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Peregrin - October 17, 2022 - Report this comment
This did not disappoint! I laughed aloud at the muggers and rotties line. It is all so true. BTW, no word of a lie, last night I had ... roast lamb. Mmmm. 555 pies coming your way!
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - October 17, 2022 - Report this comment
This made me laugh out loud multiple times. Very nicely done!
Andy Primus - October 17, 2022 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, Pip & Doc
victoria - October 23, 2022 - Report this comment
pumpkin pie?

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