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Song Parodies -> "Bat Man"
Original Song Title:
"Fat Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jethro Tull
Parody Song Title:
"Bat Man"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
I’m glad that I’m a bat man
People I sink teeth into - what good fun!
Messed up an’ bit the tin man
I broke a fang, bet it will cost a ton
Tooth is now hurtin’, a crown is due
So now I’m phonin’ a dentist who
Will fix it in the mornin’ an’ clean the plaque off too
I’m glad that I’m a bat man
My fave are humans but some ain’t all that
Rate the odd bit of wee elf
I’ve drunk from goblins an’ the neighbour’s cat
I’ll spend some time huntin’ quarry that’s kin
I’ll drain my mother now, I’m piercin’ skin
From her neck comes a fountain but I’m sure the content is gin
People I sink teeth into - what good fun!
Messed up an’ bit the tin man
I broke a fang, bet it will cost a ton
Tooth is now hurtin’, a crown is due
So now I’m phonin’ a dentist who
Will fix it in the mornin’ an’ clean the plaque off too
I’m glad that I’m a bat man
My fave are humans but some ain’t all that
Rate the odd bit of wee elf
I’ve drunk from goblins an’ the neighbour’s cat
I’ll spend some time huntin’ quarry that’s kin
I’ll drain my mother now, I’m piercin’ skin
From her neck comes a fountain but I’m sure the content is gin
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I see your a bat man, but not thee Batman...unique,555
LOVED that OS! Great take on the song, Andy!
Fives for going batty!!
lol....yeah, a good bat dentist is hard to find
Thanks AFW, Mark & Alvin
Love the last line.
The good, the bat and the ugly...Nice work here...555!!!
Thanks John & Leo
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