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Song Parodies -> "Bat Man"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Man"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Bat Man"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I’m glad that I’m a bat man
People I sink teeth into - what good fun!
Messed up an’ bit the tin man
I broke a fang, bet it will cost a ton

Tooth is now hurtin’, a crown is due
So now I’m phonin’ a dentist who
Will fix it in the mornin’ an’ clean the plaque off too

I’m glad that I’m a bat man
My fave are humans but some ain’t all that
Rate the odd bit of wee elf
I’ve drunk from goblins an’ the neighbour’s cat

I’ll spend some time huntin’ quarry that’s kin
I’ll drain my mother now, I’m piercin’ skin
From her neck comes a fountain but I’m sure the content is gin

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I see your a bat man, but not thee Batman...unique,555
Mark Scotti - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
LOVED that OS! Great take on the song, Andy! Fives for going batty!!
alvin - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
lol....yeah, a good bat dentist is hard to find
Andy Primus - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Mark & Alvin
John Barry - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the last line.
Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
The good, the bat and the ugly...Nice work here...555!!!
Andy Primus - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks John & Leo

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