Well I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, I'm blue blooded.

I can hardly read, I'm blind
You know that my hips, they grind
Boney an' kinda slow
I can't move too fine
There's no play within my spine
They wanna know if I'm joinin' Rossi an' Quo.

Now I slurp a stew, can't eat meat the way I used to do
It's hard to chew, my mind is leavin', haven't got a clue.

Because I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, blue blooded.

If the maid's alright
She'll be on call day an' night
Coz she lives in for free
But I always act like a swine
"Come on girl, fetch me the wine"
"Tell me, have you got dumber, you sure look that way to me".

Now I'm old an' gruff, an' I've been greedy with my gathered stuff
I'm not feelin' right, will you save my life for me tonight.

Coz I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, I'm blue blooded.

Now my son is due, he can take my mansion with a view
Oh, before I'm through, I'll see the relatives I barely knew.

Well I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, I'm blue blooded.

Blue blooded...every night
Blue blooded...I'm losin' the fight
Blue blooded...now she's skivin', I'm riled
Blue blooded...an' the grot, it has piled
Blue blooded...it's a little bit high
Blue blooded...she's a little bit sly
Blue blooded...she's makin' me ring
Blue blooded...for that neat pleat thing.