We never thought it could happen
That they would come here an' drop 'em
It was a Nazi bombin'
Their might we ain't forgotten
The blacks an' gays took bashin's
The Jews had suffered gassin's
Our sarge must work in Hades
"Now chaps" he said "obey me"

We moved to the emplacement
The Krauts, they had poor judgement
Their bomb took out the deli
An' then our legs were jelly
We spent our time just missin'
In dismay, sarge was dissin'
He grabbed a gun an' looked up
He shot the Bosh, they're shook up

Up for the job an' manly
Though legs are short an' bandy
His bullets hit the gun bay
So for Huns it's not a fun day
Up front the pilot glowers
The bomber guy jus' cowers
He's shot an' needs a doctor
Life flashin' now, his eyes blur

The flames rip through the bomber
The pilot's burnt an' bitter
He flies a Jerry banner
He thought that he was better
But sarge, his aim is steady
He shoots him in the belly
Burnt crispy by the fire
The little prick's a fried herr

It's only one of fifty
But sarge is rather nifty
He's like a Terminator
A dirty Teuton hater
His kin were put to slaughter
He's tough an' he's no talker
They'd shot an' killed his brother
An' then they'd done his mother

An' now I'm ten beers bolder
Not actin' like a soldier
My armour's got a chink in
Because I'm pissed an' singin'
The German threat, it shook me
For I am just a rookie
An' then came all the yellin'
An' then came Nazi shellin'

Alone here an' I'm twitchin'
I feel there's something missin'
My leg is gone - my goodness
I'm beggin' for the medic
A round went through my sweater
An' they can't make it better
I haven't got the gumption
I'm really up the junction