Hosin’ down: this fly spray’s for my wife
Caked in shite, I pray she’s all right
Strollin’ down the highways, poo was rife
At the…bend we wrong turned…an’ she took a slide in a load

Bleedin’ things like mines along the way
Fallin’ with a slam an’ there she lay
Her tested fashion’s doe fur: pray dry day
As we…tried to return…took another slide in a load

Makin’ all this sterile is a pain
Used a glove to clean up what remains
I know that when I’m done, sure make the claim
Then…another slide in a load…I’m moanin’ take me back home