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Song Parodies -> "This Fly Spray's For My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"The Highways Of My Life"

Original Performer:

The Isley Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"This Fly Spray's For My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Hosin’ down: this fly spray’s for my wife
Caked in shite, I pray she’s all right
Strollin’ down the highways, poo was rife
At the…bend we wrong turned…an’ she took a slide in a load

Bleedin’ things like mines along the way
Fallin’ with a slam an’ there she lay
Her tested fashion’s doe fur: pray dry day
As we…tried to return…took another slide in a load

Makin’ all this sterile is a pain
Used a glove to clean up what remains
I know that when I’m done, sure make the claim
Then…another slide in a load…I’m moanin’ take me back home

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
well, that was a load...of fun !
Mark Scotti - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
A sh#ty situation for sure... But funny...
Tommy Turtle - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Title switch of the day -- amidst many strong contenders. ... I know some who'd need the spray *without* the accident, as per Tuesday's parody upon which you've already so kindly commented. Flyve Flyve Flyve.
Andy Primus - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Mark & TT

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