Women dress more comfy now I've gowned too
Loungin' in that frock nabbed from my daughter
But my stockin'd thighs won't satisfy my longin'
For a girl-like slender belter of a body

Make-up tried...hair was dyed...felt a lady
Corset tied...scent applied...felt a lady

Knees may knock now op it looms, they're bound to
Wantin' doc to lop off this here hard on
As I count the days to female ways I leave you
For the past three or four years I have been cheatin'

Wife she cried...then was snide...felt a lady
Wife she sighed...marriage died...felt a lady

Oh, now I'm over here in Poland
The price is low (price is so low...oh, the price is so low)
The docs are real pro though

I had massive ball bags, they weren't pretty
An' itty bitty sperm they lived inside them
They sewed the seams, that clitty bean was lackin'
Bye to 'nads, I'm squattin' to pee now I'm dong free

Knob should pride...how I lied...felt a lady
Hormone tried...chin hair died...I felt a lady
Implants eyed...then were tried...I felt a lady
Veins were tied...bits were pried...felt a lady
Was de-guyed...grin was wide...I felt a lady