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Song Parodies -> "Spiky Heel"

Original Song Title:

"Spinning Wheel"

Original Performer:

Blood, Sweat & Tears

Parody Song Title:

"Spiky Heel"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Some people have a crush fetish. This particular version is known as “hard crush”. There are some very odd people out there!
Size G cup…bust so sound
Spiky heel…fun to be found
Some’ll think your fetish is a cryin' sin
Crushin’ tiny critters gets ‘em in a real spin

I take a bunny an’ ya…ya get a bone
Spiky heel…hear ya moan
Mashin’ up some mammals an’ ya…ya never whine
Stomp a baby weasel an’ ya gonna feel fine

Is your goal the stiletto porn with a small White Russian hamster
Squash that vole…for a massive horn
I’m up ‘til dawn…to squish that mole
A show due…with slaughter an’ a squeal

Some master baitin’…comes from you
Spiky heel… killin' due
Crush that chinchilla ‘til it’s flat an’ wide
Squishin’ tiny rodents makes a punter wide-eyed


Some mink’s bought it…jus’ for you
Spiky heel… gorin' through
Stamp on a marmot an’ ya wanna ride
Squash a dinky squirrel and a perv is real high

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Timmy1000 - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
I see you're sizing up from John Barry's "D's". The animal kingdom should be running from you. Very funny.
Jonathan - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
was this an easy one to write or did you pour your Blood Sweat & Tears into it? 5's
Leough - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
555! I think you should send your spiky heeled freak over to deal with the vermin in M&P's parody. Well done!
Meridaoc - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Kind of a reverse theme of Weasels Ripped My Flesh. Totally re-vole-ting. And does a squashed squirrel have one syllable, or two?
John Barry - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
I won't eshoe giving you size fives.
Peregrin - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable. From a distant POV, lol. The question is, are you speaking from personal experience, or are you simply 'aware' of this? It's not some sort of weird Derbyshire thing is it? It's certainly a different world out there. Merry: Don't start that again! And BTW "squashed squirrel" would have neither one nor two, clearly the answer is three... ;)
Andy Primus - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the votes and comments.

Merry - definitely two

Pippin - I'm simply aware of it. There was a guy who lived in a neighbouring house in the 1920s who was into it. He was shunned by the entire town and eventually emigrated to Australia
Peregrin - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Bahahaha, gotta love a private joke put out in public :) Don't be sucked in by Merry's lip-laziness, Andy! It's infectious!

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