I’m fightin’ this evenin’…my wife had said, “Grow a pair”
I put in my groin cup…and utter an anxious prayer
An’ then she asks me, “Is your hook alright?”
An’ I say, “Yes, I feel powerful tonight”

I’m eighty pound lighter…it could be a tragedy
This masterful fighter…is standin’ in front of me
An’ then I leak pee…as I turn all white
An’ I say, “Man, you look powerful tonight”

He’s not merciful an’ he can see the fear that’s in my eyes
But it’s Tyson, after all, an’ so with just one massive bomb I’m seein’ double

It’s time for the doc now…coz I’ve got an achin’ head
There’s a buckle in my knees…an’ my eye balls are red
An’ then she tells me…as I’m losin’ my sight
She says, “You weaklin’, he can take me home tonight”
“Oh, you weaklin’, he can take me home tonight”