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Song Parodies -> "Has-been With a Skullet"
Original Song Title:
"Eighteen With a Bullet"
Original Performer:
Pete Wingfield
Parody Song Title:
"Has-been With a Skullet"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
For any single mum who’s thinking of letting that new man move in…
Skullet = like a mullet but bald on top
Skullet = like a mullet but bald on top
A has-been with a skullet
As an ‘87 gigger, I had a mullet
I'm out o’ work now…I’m a helluva bum
An’ I’m in your home, little girl, little girl…I’m livin’ off your mum
You may be a youngster but you're a hottie too
I’m a bit pervy an’ I’ll be chasin’ you…oh, yes I will
You’re sixteen an’ a goody
When I’m lookin’ at your figure, I get a woody
I've a shower room spyhole, yeah…I’m a perv on a stake-out
But never tell your high-strung mama…I said, “Let's make out”
I’ll lie to your ma…‘bout you doin’ crack
She’ll send you to your pa an’ she’ll never let ya back…never, never baby
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Changin’ my mind, I won’t wed ‘er…so we’ve gotta get together
Thinkin' 'bout you…makin’ whoopee
You’re unseen, gonna view it
Bet your thingy’ll be snugger, I’m gonna do it, yes I am
I'm an a-hole, baby...lay beside me
Right now, right now I'm a sharper...so pretty soon you'll see
I've taken her last dime…her savings have been mined
I'm not plannin’ on her an’ me, woo-hoo
I’ve got a Ruger, woo-hoo, with a bullet, yes I have baby
I’ve got my finger right there on the trigger…I’m gonna pull it, pull it, pull it
I’ve dug a hole in the ground, baby…your ma’s stuff is for sale now, now, now
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Well, the intro line gave me a chuckle so that was a good start. Your parody paints a picture of domestic bliss - but for Mr Skullet only! Snugger - those were the days. Poor Mum. Clearly, she didn't read your intro line... Have 555, if there is anything left in her account.
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