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Song Parodies -> "I Just Like To Wear A Nappy"

Original Song Title:

"You've Made Me So Very Happy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blood, Sweat & Tears

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Like To Wear A Nappy"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I bought some from the store
They were too small for sure…
As they made my butt cheeks sore

My quest for baby fun…
Is a problem for my hon
She says I’ve lost my mind
She’s about to kick my ‘hind

I just like to wear a nappy
She’s so mad I do this with my life

I gurgled, “Goo ga goo”
Then came her rage because she knew…
My diaper was full with poo

Coz the kick made me lose control
Gave me a mucky hole
Called me a scaredy-cat
Reckons I’m an effin’ twat

She made me feel so unhappy
Said I’m mad to do this with my life

Mental, maybe…yeah, yeah

Regression’s alright for me
Infantilism dreams
It’s unfair…baby, it’s unfair you’re mad at me
Guess it’s too weird for you
All I ever want to do is be a baby…be a baby

***** *****

You don’t dig my adult nappy
It’s too bad you blame me for your strife

You can be so very snappy
You can be so, so very snappy, baby
I’m not glad I took…you as my wife

Mmm, don’t wanna hump you, girl
Even though you’re my wife
Don’t wanna hump you
I want to so wear a nappy
An’ I wanna hear my wife “coochie coo”
Dump you, baby…dump you, baby
Dump you, baby…dump you, girl


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Patrick - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
I've heard of this particular "variation". Doesn't really appeal to me. But, who am I to judge? I am me to judge. I can see where this might create problems with a spouse.
Old Man Ribber - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Andy - Finally! A parody that addresses the pressing topic of adult baby fetishism! As I approach the age of senility and incontinence, will I be using disposable undergarments as well? "Depends" on it! Very goo-goo-goo-good. ;D
Jonathan - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
well that wasn't weird at all 5's
AFW - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Nothing wrong with having a little pad for your pencil...for medical or kinky reasons
Tommy Turtle - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Can't stand TOS, so any skewering is an improvement. Have we left any fetishes undone? (TT did latex.) Follow-up idea: "Baby Love" by The Supremes.
Andy Primus - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the v's & c's

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