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Song Parodies -> "My Putter Fell In Two"
Original Song Title:
"I Put A Spell On You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"My Putter Fell In Two"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
A bit of slapstick ensues when a man invites his mate along to his golf club as a guest
My butt it fell onto…a porcupine
We better stop our swing: too much brew
An’ the scotch bout: feel like dyin’
Yes…I’m faint though awake on the floor…fool in a mound
I stepped on a rake on the floor…spittin’ a crown
They come an’ yell at you…I’ll get a fine
Whoa, shite
My putter fell in two…we’re at hole nine
I had to chuck the thing: there’s no gluein’
I said “Watch out”, it went flyin’
Yes…they ain’t gonna take none of your...droolin’ around
They ain’t gonna take none of your…actin’ a clown
We say “To Hell with you”…an’ plant a mine
Whoa, we’ll take ‘em down
We better stop our swing: too much brew
An’ the scotch bout: feel like dyin’
Yes…I’m faint though awake on the floor…fool in a mound
I stepped on a rake on the floor…spittin’ a crown
They come an’ yell at you…I’ll get a fine
Whoa, shite
My putter fell in two…we’re at hole nine
I had to chuck the thing: there’s no gluein’
I said “Watch out”, it went flyin’
Yes…they ain’t gonna take none of your...droolin’ around
They ain’t gonna take none of your…actin’ a clown
We say “To Hell with you”…an’ plant a mine
Whoa, we’ll take ‘em down
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Funny writing, and scenario
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