All the guys have come…here to have some fun
Sayin’, “Their beer is cheaper…so is the wine, the rum an’ the gin” (you can be like they are)
Come to Sumy (their beer is cheaper)
Once a Commie land (their beer is cheaper)
We’ve got lager to try (their beer is cheaper)
Bingin’ is our plan

Try Ukraine for fun…leave the wife at home
My ol’ wife’s a frigid one…been together for eternity (what it feels like, anyway)
Thought I’d have a hooker in a doggy way (coz my ol’ wife’s a frigid one)
Forty punters have the woman in a day (causin’ a sloppy mess)
Another forty punters comin’ ev’ryday (you can be where they are)
Come to Sumy (their whores are cheaper)
Maybe get VD (their whores are cheaper)
Will be painful to pee (their whores are cheaper)
Hope she ain’t your nan

Love of too much fun…can make things go wrong
Came the first night of madness…an’ it was clear I couldn't go on
Coz I’d puked a fountain an’ a friend’d cheered
Had carrot pieces stuck in my beard
Had brewer’s droop an’ the whore’d jeered (so I hadn't got laid)
She’d then conned me (said she’d not been paid)
An’ she’d called a cop (then I’d started to cry)
They like beatin’ a drunken guy (the cop’d come an’ beat me)
I had peed in my pants (an’ more’d come an’ beat me)
Come to Sumy (their beer is cheaper)