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Song Parodies -> "Their Beer Is Cheaper"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Their Beer Is Cheaper"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Sumy is a city in Ukraine. Ukraine is the cheapest country in Europe for beer.

All the guys have come…here to have some fun
Sayin’, “Their beer is cheaper…so is the wine, the rum an’ the gin” (you can be like they are)
Come to Sumy (their beer is cheaper)
Once a Commie land (their beer is cheaper)
We’ve got lager to try (their beer is cheaper)
Bingin’ is our plan

Try Ukraine for fun…leave the wife at home
My ol’ wife’s a frigid one…been together for eternity (what it feels like, anyway)
Thought I’d have a hooker in a doggy way (coz my ol’ wife’s a frigid one)
Forty punters have the woman in a day (causin’ a sloppy mess)
Another forty punters comin’ ev’ryday (you can be where they are)
Come to Sumy (their whores are cheaper)
Maybe get VD (their whores are cheaper)
Will be painful to pee (their whores are cheaper)
Hope she ain’t your nan

Love of too much fun…can make things go wrong
Came the first night of madness…an’ it was clear I couldn't go on
Coz I’d puked a fountain an’ a friend’d cheered
Had carrot pieces stuck in my beard
Had brewer’s droop an’ the whore’d jeered (so I hadn't got laid)
She’d then conned me (said she’d not been paid)
An’ she’d called a cop (then I’d started to cry)
They like beatin’ a drunken guy (the cop’d come an’ beat me)
I had peed in my pants (an’ more’d come an’ beat me)
Come to Sumy (their beer is cheaper)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Leough - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
555! Ha-ha! Great job on this one! TMGLTM!
John Barry - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
I wanna go there!
Timmy1000 - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Maybe that's why Putin's and his boys want in. Love the "hooker in a doggy way" line.
Meriadoc - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
It just got better and better! I was really laughing out loud by "will be painful to pee" and totally cracking up by "Coz I’d puked a fountain an’ a friend’d cheered." Not an easy song to parody and you nailed it (pun intended).
Andy Primus - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for the votes & comments
WarrenB - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
As one who enjoys beer, I found this quite heady.
Andy Primus - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Warren. You may also find it quite heady if you enjoy hookers too.
Peregrin - October 11, 2022 - Report this comment
Another latecomer comment. I initially visited because of the OS. Then I saw your opening comment and I thought "This is topical, quite by chance". Then I saw Timmy's comment and thought "WOAH". Timmy foresaw the future. I enjoyed the parody as well. Apparently the participants did as well! Merry's comments make me realise what I already knew, how much I miss writing with her.
Andy Primus - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Yeah, very topical. I'd long forgotten about this one. Made me laugh just reading it again. Can't get Merry out of retirement then?
Peregrin - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Alas, no. I spoke to her (literally) just yesterday and she is very busy with work. There are a number of other things that have fallen off the perch that she used to do. In theory Merry retires in 2026, so I think I have to wait until at least then!

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