What'll you do when you look stony
An' you're wantin' to be snide
You'll be snipin' an' chidin' when they're wrong
We know it's just your pompous side

Frasier, has posh wine with his cheese
Frasier, his brother's gonna sneeze
Frasier, laughing at this show helps me unwind

Dad tried to have a conversation
But all you did was put him down
You were cruel so Eddie left a poo
And it's all curled up an' brown

Frasier, with Martin an' his 'geez'
Frasier, with Eddie an' his fleas
Frasier, laughing coz this show is such a find

Lots make this best of the situations
The rest are generally too inane
Now they say that Frasier's had his day
Is this the last we'll see of Crane

Frasier, where Daphne likes to tease
Frasier, where Roz is such a sleaze
Frasier, laughing at the show that blows my mind

Frasier, it's worth the TV fees
Frasier, we're beggin' for more please
Frasier, hoping that a deal is bein' signed