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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Fun Brasses"

Original Song Title:

"Cheap Sunglasses"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Fun Brasses"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Brass = prostitute
Madrases = hot Indian curries
When you wake up with a hard on, an’ the missus cuts you dead
The first thing you do is to wonder why you wed
An’ when that wife’s a-shunnin’, you try to meet the lasses
You go get yourself some cheap fun brasses
Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh yeah

I tried a little fling, an’ they swallowed me alright
They had plenty fine ‘he toys’, which I suckled through the night
I’m into breast and butt; lots of meat on their chassis
But they’re really knocked about coz they’re cheap fun brasses
Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh yeah

You go out to get yourself some big slack dames
As you pass the farm, all those ovine sure look tame
Then a thought is odd to you: they’d be yum in madrases
Dine, don’t shag: they’re sheep, not lasses
Oh yeah…oh yeah…oh yeah

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Hangs out down at the corner of Whatfreaks and 555...
Timmy1000 - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
How can you zz top this.
Mark Scotti - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
$555 gets the gals plenty bizzzy. LOL!
John Barry - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for teaching me some new British slang.
Phil N - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
fun parody
Andy Primus - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all for V & C's

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