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Song Parodies -> "Riven Neck"

Original Song Title:

"In Rock -6- Living Wreck"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Riven Neck"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Man gets a new pet got it wrong at the was nearly slain upon sight
A heck of a showed you its teeth...yeah...your head it tried to bite

You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it's not tame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck


You said you need a surgeon...full of prowess an' mastery...yeah
But I would use stick things down...coz all the docs want a big fee...yeah

You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it can maim, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck


You said you've got a said you've got a pet for free
It came from the's big an' brown, yeah...ah...looks like a bear to me...yeah

You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess you're to blame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck

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TJC - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting stuff, Andy... I used to play Riven (the video game), but the most I ever suffered was a crick.
alvin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
i like pet bear songs...great OS too
Andy Primus - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC & Alvin

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