Song Parodies -> Latest Entries -> Month -> March 2003

These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.

Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
March 3, 2003
"All The Things She Said"	TATU	"All the things I dread"	"Tone-Def"
"American Pie"	Don MacLean	"Oedipal Psychoanalysis of Bush"	"Jay W"
"Big Yellow Taxi"	Counting Crows	"Another Poor Cover"	"Album Cornix"
"Billie Jean"	Michael Jackson	"Bill and Jean"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Billie Jean"	Michael Jackson	"Ron Jeremy"	"Tim Hall"
"Dammit"	Blink 182	"Ode to Sailor Moon"	"fantabulous_prettiful"
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"	Beastie Boys	"Fight Those Inside (Your Party)"	"Jim A"
"Frosty The Snowman"	Gene Autry (Nelson/Rollins 1949)	"Frosty The Cokeman"	"Scott Richardson/Hybrid Ice"
"Gimme the Light"	Sean Paul	"Turn off the Light"	"Tone-Def"
"Hand In My Pocket"	Alanis Morrisette	"One Ring In My Pocket"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Hand In My Pocket"	Alanis Morrisette	"One Ring In My Pocket"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Happy X-mas (War is over)"	John Lennon	"This Film Jack-Ass (Hope it's over)"	"Jim A"
"Hey Nineteen"	Steely Dan	"Hey 90's"	"Paul V. Rom"
"Highway To Hell"	AC/DC	"I Want A Dell (remake)"	"Chris Pollman"
"Hold Me Down"	Tommy Lee	"Can't Put It Down"	"S.T.G."
"Hotel California"	The Eagles	"The Continental"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"	Gilbert and Sullivan	"I Am the Very Model of an Epidemiologist"	"Brenda Skinner"
"I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie"	Sir Mix a Lot	"I Hate Private Schools And I Can Not Lie"	"dude's mom"
"I Want a New Drug"	Huey Lewis & the News	"I Want A New Rug"	"Royce Miller"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"I Hate You"	"Eejay"
"In Da Club"	50 Cent	"In My Tub"	"NocturnalChild"
"In The End"	Linkin Park	"Sell Out Song"	"S.T.G."
"Inside four walls"	Nevermore	"Inside our Malls, the food court"	"Todd Sellers"
"Lady Marmalade"	Patti LaBelle	"Lady Meadowland"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Little Things"	Good Charlotte	"Paddlings"	"Dave and the Daves"
"Lonely"	Britney Spears	"Longley"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Long Train Running"	Doobie Brothers	"The Anti-gun Control Song"	"Michael Florio"
"My Goddess"	The Exies	"I'm Clueless"	"Charlie"
"My Heart Will Go On"	Celion Delion	"The Ship Will Go Down"	"Jimmy James"
"My Name is"	Eminem	"My Name is (Sam Gamgee)"	"John Harvey"
"Nice Guys Finish Last"	Green Day	"Fat Guys Finish Last"	"Elf The Newfie"
"Oh My Darling Clementine"	Traditional	"We'll Get All of Palestine"	"Alan S"
"Once Bit, Twice Shy"	Great White	"Once Lit, You're Fried"	"Rick M."
"Paranoid"	Black Sabbath	"Celluloid"	"Jim A"
"Pour Some Sugar On Me"	Def Leppard	"Pour Some Shook Up Ramen"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Pressure"	Billy Joel	"Jester"	"William Tong"
"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"	Beatles	"Frodo Has the One Ring In His Hand"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"The Dope Show"	Marilyn Manson	"The Talk Show"	"White Mystery"
"The Wicker Man"	Iron Maiden	"Wigger Man"	"Elf The Newfie"
"With a Little Help From My Friends"	Beatles	"With a Little Help From the Ents"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Women In Uniform"	Skyhooks	"Writing In Cuniform"	"Taoist"
"YMCA"	Village People	"Make Me A Big Boy!"	"Petra M. a.k.a BE"
"You Are My Sunshine"	Jimmie Davis	"You Are My Bunion"	"Petra M. a.k.a BE"
"You're A Rich Girl"	Daryl Hall & John Oates	"It's A Witch Hunt"	"William Tong"
"You're A Rich Girl"	Daryl Hall & John Oates	"This Is It, World"	"William Tong"
March 5, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A World Without Love"	Peter & Gordon	"A World Without Guns"	"Michael Pacholek"
"All The Things She Said"	Tatu	"Human Shields Have Fled"	"Leo"
"All You Need Is Love"	The Beatles	"All He Does Is Cuss"	"Ghetto John"
"All-Star"	Smash Mouth	"All-Fat"	"Starbutt"
"Any Man Of Mine"	Shania Twain	"Any Gal Of Yours"	"Bubba"
"BBC"	Austin Powers	"I Love Lucy"	"Ghetto John"
"Baby One More Time"	Britney Spears	"Ode to Preparation H"	"Kim L"
"Bette Davis Eyes"	Kim Carnes	"Oscar-Winning Eyes"	"Royce Miller"
"Blinded By the Light"	Bruce Springsteen/Manfred Mann	"Finding Amiright"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Can't Get Yopu Out Of My Head"	Kylie Minogue	"I Just Can't Get This Axe Out My Head"	"NocturnalChild"
"Chop Suey!"	System of a Down	"Hobbit Suey!"	"Lev007"
"Country Girl"	DF Dub	"Chunky Girl"	"Krooked K"
"Cry Me A River"	Justin Timberlake	"Call Up The Dealer"	"dr hydro"
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World"	Tears For Fears	"Living In Our One-Hit-Wonder World"	"Album Cornix"
"Feel Like Makin' Love"	Bad Company	"Feel Like Shakin' Rugs"	"Claude Prez"
"Free Fallin'"	Tom Petty	"Free Samplin'"	"Bob Gomez"
"Honky Tonk Women"	The Rolling Stones	"Donkey Kong Woman"	"The Great Karlando"
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"	The Rolling Stones	"Why Don't You Move to Iraq, Son?"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I Love Rock and Roll"	Joan Jett	"The Fire Safety Song"	"Greesha"
"I Swear"	All-4-One	"I Swear"	"Bob Gomez"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"Hiding From You"	"NocturnalCHild"
"Ignition"	R. Kelly	"Conviction"	"Unknown2u"
"In My Place"	Cold Play	"On Your Face"	"Michael Florio"
"It's Still Rock N' Roll To Me"	Billy Joel	"They All Sound the Same To Me"	"Lev007"
"Kids"	Bye Bye Birdie soundtrack	"Parents"	"Little Lion"
"Killer Queen"	Queen	"Ghetto Queen"	"Ghetto John"
"My Goddess"	The Exies	"My Hostess"	"Ghetto John"
"One"	U2	"One Shrub"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Part of Your World"	Soundtrack of little mermaid	"A Sexy Girl"	"Anya0183"
"Piano Man"	Billy Joel	"Kazoo Guy"	"Claude Prez"
"Piano Man"	Billy Joel	"The Lonely Man"	"John Harvey"
"Ring of Fire"	Johnny Cash	"Rings Quagmire"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Runnin' With The Devil"	Van Halen	"Runnin' Out Of Money"	"Album Cornix"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"GrlieBoi"	"Grubby (nickname)"
"Smooth"	Santana (feat. Rob Thomas)	"Parody (MY Lyrics)"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"That's Where You Take Me"	Britney Spears	"Can't Write This Parody"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Under The Milky Way"	The Church	"Eating A Milky Way"	"Jonathan C."
"VeggieTales Theme Song"	VeggieTales	"Bad Veggies"	"Serik the kindly Vulcan"
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"	Everclear	"Math Professor Baseball Dad"	"Nick J(Ghosteller)"
"Walk Away"	Bad Religion	"You Are Gay"	"Elf The Newfie"
"Warriors"	Thin Lizzy	"Protestors"	"Alex Murray"
"What I Got"	Sublime	"Money I$ What I Got"	"Limp Brizkit"
"Without Me"	Eminem	"Without Duff (revised)"	"Starbutt"
"Wonderwall"	Oasis	"Alan Ball"	"Kat"
"World In Motion"	New Order	"Cubes In Motion"	"Snaggletoth"
"Youth of the Nation"	P.O.D.	"Youth of this Website"	"S.T.G."
March 6, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(You're the) Devil In Disguise"	Elvis Presley	"(You're a) Drag Queen In Disguise"	"Scotter"
"B*tch"	Meridith Brooks	"Snitch (teaching young wizards about quidditch)"	"Tone-Def"
"By The Way"	Red Hot Chilli Peppers	"Fart and Poop The Day Away"	"Anthony"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavinge	"Constipated"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Gots 2 be"	B2K	"Has 2 be"	"M.S.G"
"I think I'm a Clone Now"	Weird Al	"Being Michael Myers"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Independance Day"	Gretchen Peters	"January Sales"	"Petra M. a.k.a BE"
"Key To My Life"	Boyzone	"(Caffeine) Key To My Life"	"Petra M. a.k.a BE"
"Layla"	Derek & The Dominos	"Dubya"	"Hell On High Heels"
"Lit Up"	Buckcherry	"Messed Up"	"The Great Karlando"
"Movies"	Alien Ant Farm	"Newbies"	"S.T.G."
"Ode to Billie Joe"	Bobbie Gentry	"Ode to Philly Joe"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Revolution"	The Beatles	"Resolution"	"Phil Alexander"
"She Drives Me Crazy"	Fine Young Cannibals	"George Bush"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Show Me A Sign"	Chicago	"Show Me a Sine"	"Kristina Emily"
"Sounds of Silence"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Shots of Botox"	"Alan S"
"Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme Song"	Some Captain Dude	"Lets Bomb Iraq Theme Song"	"Ghetto John"
"Stuff"	Diamond Rio	"Duff"	"Josh Taylor (The Stimps)"
"The Trees"	Rush	"Trouble with Iraq"	"Taoist"
"The Worlds Most Handsome Man"	Robbie Williams	"The Worlds Most Ghetto Man"	"Ghetto John"
"Theme From the Monkees"	Monkees	"George W. Bush"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Tragedy"	Bee Gees	"Hypocrisy"	"Phil Alexander"
"With A Little Help From My Friends"	The Beatles	"With Little Help From The French"	"Phil Alexander"
"Without Me"	Eminem	"Without Fat"	"Starbutt"
March 7, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All the things she said"	T A T U	"Night of the Living Dead"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Back In The High Life Again"	Steve Winwood	"Attacking And Fighting Again"	"William Tong"
"Beverly Hillbillies Theme"	Paul Henning	"Ballad of John Wayne Bobbie"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Bye Bye, Ms. American Pie"	Don McLean	"My, My, This Here Mario Guy (A History of Mario and Nintendo)"	"Syncronos"
"California Girls"	Beach Boys	"Middle Eastern Girls"	"Bubba"
"Copa Cabana"	Barry Manilow	"Baghdad"	"Joseph Fernandez"
"Dancing Queen"	ABBA	"Burqua Queen"	"Snaggletoth"
"Engine, Engine, Number Nine"	Roger Miller	"Post Mardi Gras Blues"	"SteinRhymer"
"Garden Party"	Ricky Nelson	"U.N. Party"	"Royce Miller"
"I Love Rock n' Roll"	Britney Spears	"I Don't Like George Bush"	"twnkltoes"
"I'll Make Love to You"	Boyz II Men	"I Will Cook for You"	"Jeffrey Peeden"
"Innocent Man"	Sherrié Austin	"Warmonger Man"	"Hell On High Heels"
"Insane in the Brain"	Cypress Hill	"Send Pain to Hussein"	"My name is Kenny"
"Juke Box Hero"	Foreigner	"Cat Box Hero"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"	The Beatles	"Sergeant Mora's Lonely Football Band"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"	Beatles	"The Civic Center's Old Farts Club Band"	"Chris Pollman"
"She Hates Me"	Puddle of Mudd	"She Blocked Me(Internet love song part two)"	"Michael Florio"
"Signs"	The Five Man Electrical Band	"Spam"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Simple Simon"	1910 Fruitgum Company	"Simple Osama"	"Rudy Ramirez"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Doggy Toy"	"Jordan Andrew Fisher"
"We're All Alone"	Boz Scaggs	"He's All Alone"	"William Tong"
"t's Not Unusual"	Tom Jones	"It's Not Quite Possible"	"Jim A"
March 10, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Alive"	P.O.D.	"AmIRight"	"S.T.G."
"All-Star"	Smash Mouth	"All-Flavored Jellybean"	"Jimmy J."
"American Woman"	Lenny Kravitz	"American 'Buster"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"Back In Black"	AC/DC	"Hacky Sack"	"Chris Pollman"
"Beauty And The Beast"	Disney's Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack	"Beauty And Gaston"	"elvis impersonator no 3"
"Big Bad John"	Jimmy Dean the Sausage King	"Big Fat Joint"	"Scotter"
"Brown Eyed Girl"	Van Morrison	"One Eyed Girl"	"Shannon"
"Burning Down the House"	Talking Heads	"Bringing Down the House"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Bye, Bye, Bye"	Nsync	"Buy, Buy, Buy"	"L'il Pooch"
"Clocks"	Coldplay	"Socks"	"S.T.G."
"Cover of the Rolling Stone"	Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show	"Cover of the Next Playgirl"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Cry Me A River"	Justin Timberlake	"Fry Me A Liver"	"WacKoGrrL319"
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"	Bobby McFerrin	"Don't Hurt The Iraqis"	"Tone-Def"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"	Aerosmith	"Dude Looks Like He's Jesus"	"Jon Clemence"
"E-I"	Nelly	"E-I-E-I-O"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Fire"	Jimi Hendrix	"Pooter"	"ModernDayCowboy"
"Freebird"	Lynyrd Skynyrd	"Mcdonalds"	"cameron"
"Girls & Boys"	Good Charlotte	"Girls and Boys"	"GCfan17"
"Happy"	The Rolling Stones	"Crappy"	"Chris Pollman"
"Happy"	The Rolling Stones	"Crappy"	"Chris Pollman"
"Have You Forgotten?"	Darryl Worley	"Have You Forgotten? (the French Edition)"	"Joseph Fernandez"
"Helen Wheels"	Paul McCartney	"Human Shields"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Jump In The Line (Shake Senora)"	Harry Belefonte	"Jump in the Bus (Shaikh Mohammad)"	"Shash Derek"
"Let It Be"	The Beatles	"Jeopardy"	"Josh Taylor (The Stimps)"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"Save Yourself (Nintendo Games)"	"@ssKicker"
"Mack the Knife"	Bobby Darin	"O.J. ! The Knife!"	"Steven Gail"
"Morning Train (Nine to Five)"	Sheena Easton	"War On Hussein"	"William Tong"
"Nineteen Somethin'"	Mark Wills	"Nineteen Almost"	"Bryan O'Connor"
"Please Don't Hate Me"	Insanse Clown Posse	"Please Don't Thank Me"	"Inspector Lector"
"Secret Agent Man"	Johnny Rivers	"Trojan man"	"Matthew Pence"
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay"	Otis Redding	"Fame Academy Go Away"	"Jim A"
"Sk8er Boy"	Avril Lavigne	"Poser Punk"	"Melissa Campbell"
"Still Waiting"	Sum 41	"Needs Bathing"	"S.T.G."
"Take It On The Run"	REO Speedwagon	"Al Qaeda's On The Run"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"The Man Who Sold the World"	David Bowie	"The Man Who'll Screw the World"	"Jim A"
"Unchain My Heart"	Joe Cocker	"Duct Tape Your House"	"Alvin Dover & Bill Tong"
"Up!"	Shania Twain	"Down!"	"Mike Armstrong"
"Various Songs"	Michael Jackson	"The Moonwalker Medley"	"White Mystery"
"What's New, Pussy Cat?"	Tom Jones	"What's New, Escargoon?"	"Andrea Huckstep"
"Y.M.C.A."	Village People	"I-R-A-Q"	"Tone-Def"
March 11, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Don't Tell Me"	Madonna	"Don't Tell Me (to shop)"	"Tone-Def"
"Endless Love"	Lionel Ritchie & Diana Ross	"Endless War"	"William Tong"
"Get the Party Started"	Pink	"Get the Coffee Started"	"Wierd Robb"
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"	Bowling for Soup	"Girl All the Bad Guys Taunt"	"Jeremy Otto"
"God Only Knows"	The Beach Boys	"God Told Him So"	"William Tong"
"Hair"	Broadway Performance	"Square"	"Golden Pirana"
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Have You Ever Gone Insane?"	"Chris Pollman"
"Inner Vision"	System Of A Down	"Intermission"	"M.S.G"
"My Sharona"	The Knack	"My Precious"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Neon"	John Mayer	"Freon"	"Klarissa"
"Oops I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops I Did It Again"	"Katie Mott"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Mr. and Mrs. Sk8er Boi"	"Michael Pacholek"
"The Real Slim Shady"	Eminem	"The Little Green Yoda"	"Thomas Reid"
"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"	Willie Nelson	"To All The Spods I've Ressed Before"	"Jim A"
"UHF"	Weird Al	"UPS"	"The Punster"
"What a Wonderful World"	Louis Armstrong	"That's Some Horrible Junk"	"John Harvey"
"Who Let The Dog's Out?"	Baha Men	"Who Left The Salt Out?"	"M.S.G"
"Zero"	Smashing Pumpkins	"Nero"	"James I"
March 12, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Angels We Have Heard On High"	Traditional	"We Think That Osama's High"	"Kristina Emily"
"Cry Me a River"	Justin Timberlake	"Fry Me Some Chicken"	"Neo Matrix"
"Deck the Halls"	Traditional	"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh- O-sama"	"Kristina Emily"
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"	Traditional	"Do You Hear What I Hear? (Mental Illness Version)"	"Kristina Emily"
"Down On The Corner"	Credence Clearwater Revival	"Down On The Corner (Hookers At The Point)"	"Scotter"
"Eve of Destruction"	Barry McGuire	"Eve of Disgustion"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Hosanna"	Jesus Christ Superstar	"Osama"	"Kristina Emily"
"Independant Woman Part 1"	Destiney's Child	"Manly Woman Part 1"	"Steinczyk"
"It's Alright"	J.J. Jackson	"Final Fight"	"Syncronos"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"Lose Your Wealth (Rant of A Fictional Communist Tyrant)"	"Tone-Def"
"My Bonnie"	Traditional	"My Body (Or: Why couldn't they just bury me?!?)"	"Kristina Emily"
"My Heart Will Go On"	Celine Dion	"My Obssesion Goes On"	"Andrew St. Hilaire"
"No Tell Lover"	Chicago	"Hotel Lover"	"Kristina Emily"
"Signs, Signs"	Five Man Electrical Band	"Games, Games"	"Syncronos"
"Sister Golden Hair"	America	"A Day In the Life Of Samus Aran (Will you help me find my missiles?)"	"Syncronos"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"H8 That Gurl"	"Sarah"
"Spirit in the Sky"	Norman Greenbaum	"Spirit in the Bar"	"Phil Alexander"
"Swing Swing"	The All-American Rejects	"Swing Swing (the Execution by Hanging Song)"	"Dave and the Daves"
"Take a Look at My Face"	Michael Bolton	"Office Space"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Turn Out the Light"	Nelly Furtado	"I Am So High"	"Alex Pritchett"
"Yellow Submarine"	The Beatles	"Yellow Pub Latrine"	"Patrick Yoness"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"	Neil Diamond	"You're not Superpowers"	"Jim A"
March 13, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"12 Days of Christmas"	Traditional	"A 911 Dispatchers Tale (Or, Alternately, the Twelve Days of My Job)"	"Kristina Emily"
"A Hero (Will Save Us)"	Chad Kroeger	"The School Food They Gave Us"	"Bryan Pardue"
"B-I-N-G-O"	Traditional	"O-S-A-M-A"	"Kristina Emily"
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"	Traditional	"Osama's Goin' Down"	"Kristina Emily"
"Clocks"	Coldplay	"Shops"	"martyn mercer UK"
"Don't Know Why"	Norah Jones	"Don't Know Why (The Dimwit Won)"	"Tone-Def"
"Edelweiss"	Sound of Music	"Beans and Rice"	"Bryan Pardue"
"Fight For Your Right"	Beastie Boys	"The Becker Song"	"Count Nobbus"
"Get This Party Started"	Pink	"Get The Bombing Started"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Goodbye Stranger"	Supertramp	"Goodbye Napster"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Lido Shuffle"	Boz Scaggs	"Veto Scuffle"	"William Tong"
"Mary Had A Little Lamb"	Traditional	"Dubya Thinks He's Uncle Sam"	"Kristina Emily"
"Mobile"	Avril Lavigne	"Mobile"	"Sarah"
"Only the Strong Survive"	Flaw	"Baby, Your Thong Won't Thrive"	"Klarissa"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Skater Boy Becoming A Skater Girl"	"Filip Carlson"
"Soul Man"	Sam and Dave	"Snow Man"	"Billy Florio"
"Uneasy Rider"	Charlie Daniels Band	"SUV Driver"	"SteinRhymer"
"We Don't Talk Anymore"	Cliff Richard	"Keep On Talking Of War"	"William Tong"
"You've Got a Friend"	Carole King	"You've Got No Friends"	"Kristina Emily"
March 14, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"American Pie"	Don Mcclean	"Saddam Hussein Pie"	"Michael Florio"
"Because I Got High"	Afroman	"Because Buffy Got High"	"JHS Token"
"Friday I'm in Love"	The Cure	"Today He's With Shrub"	"Jim A"
"Hey Jude"	The Beatles	"Dell Dude"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Hotdog"	Limp Bizkit	"Chalupa"	"Starbutt"
"I Can Be Your Hero Baby"	Enrique Iglasias	"I Can Be Your Meat Ball Baby"	"odog83"
"I Want To Break Free"	Queen	"It's Not Pronounced 'Zee'"	"Album Cornix"
"I Won't Back Down"	Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers	"No Parking Now"	"Jim A"
"Larger Than Life"	The Backstreet Boys	"An Ugly Dude"	"3D"
"Larger Than Life"	Backstreet Boys	"Out On The Street"	"Vinny Mac"
"Love Shack"	B-52's	"Iraq"	"Jared Lerner"
"Man on the Moon"	R.E.M	"Mario 2"	"Tone-Def"
"Pink Cadillac"	Natalie Cole	"Red Ensign Shirt"	"Snaggletoth"
"Shenandoah"	Traditional?	"Oh Osama"	"Kristina Emily"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Smells Like 'Toon Spirit"	"The Punster"
"Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song"	Some Captain Dude	"Kill the Squirrel"	"Starbutt featuring Assface"
"The Humor is on Me Now"	Richard Hayward	"The Ketchup is on Me Now"	"Klarissa"
"To All the Girls I've Loved Before"	Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson	"To All the Guys Who Live Nextdoor"	"Royce Miller"
March 17, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"About A Girl"	Nirvana	"About A Squirrel"	"K. Moore"
"Alone"	Heart	"Stallone"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Americana"	Offspring	"Bush's America"	"Ryan Quinn"
"Beautiful World"	Coldplay	"Beautiful Porn"	"Blue-Monday"
"Crawling In My Skin"	Linkin Park	"Trying Not To Sin"	"Janet Melgar"
"Creeque Alley"	The Mamas and the Papas	"Amiright Alley"	"Tone-Def"
"Devil's Night"	D-12	"Are We Right"	"Dumb Guys-wit-Parodies"
"Dirty"	Christina Aguilera	"Diirty"	"Janet Melgar"
"Dream On"	Aerosmith	"Lebron"	"Tone-Def"
"Eye of the Tiger"	Survivor	"Kill Saddam"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Folsom Prison Blues"	Johnny Cash	"Coach Class Blues"	"Karen Russell"
"Friends in Low Places"	Garth Brooks	"Abductee's Lament"	"SteinRhymer"
"God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On U"	N'sync	"Can U Be Real?"	"Janet Melgar"
"Goodbye, Earl"	Dixie Chicks	"Goodbye, Girls"	"Bubba"
"Head Over Heels"	The Go-Go's	"Alley Mcbeal"	"Karen Russell"
"I Can't Wait"	Hillary Duff	"Bad Hair Day"	"CoolioJanetFan"
"I Drive Myself Crazy"	N'sync	"Drive Myself To Insanity"	"Janet Melgar"
"I Love Rock 'n' Roll"	Britney Spears	"I Love Rocky Road"	"Caroline The Weirdo"
"I Love Rock and Roll"	Joan Jett	"I Loved Walken's Role"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"I Walk The Line."	Johnny Cash	"What's On Your Mind ?"	"Karen Russell"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"Delayed Flight"	"Jon Clemence"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"Mountain Dew"	"White Mystery"
"If I Only had a Brain"	Wizard of Oz	"If I Only had a Brain (Performed by George W.)"	"John Harvey"
"In The End"	Linkin Park	"Lets Be Friends"	"Janet Melgar"
"Innocent Man"	Sherrié Austin	"Warmonger Man (Second version)"	"Hell On High Heels"
"Lucky"	Britney Spears	"All Over The Place"	"Janet Melgar"
"Lucky"	Britney Spears	"Ugly"	"Caroline The Weirdo"
"Mary Jane's Last Dance"	Tom Petty	"Mary Jane's Last Chance"	"Necrotoxen666"
"My Sharona"	The Knack	"Mario-ah!"	"The Punster"
"Online Songs"	Blink182	"Blink Songs"	"Ryan Quinn"
"Paradise City"	Guns N Roses	"Circuit City"	"Karen Russell"
"Quit Playin Games (With My Heart)"	Backstreet Boys	"Please Shut Up (You Fags)"	"Sugar Bear's Baby"
"RENT"	RENT cast	"Harry Potter"	"Mimi"
"Reality Used To Be A Friend Of Mine"	PM Dawn	"That Saddam He Used To Be A Friend Of Mine"	"Tong Copycat :-)"
"Santa Claus is Coming To Town"	Traditional	"Santa Claus's Trousesrs Are Brown"	"Phil Alexander"
"Sargeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"	The Beatles	"Salt-N-Pepa's Lady Has-Beens Band"	"Tone-Def"
"Say, Say, Say"	Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson	"Anna Nicole Smith"	"CoolioJanetFan"
"Send The Pain Below"	Chevelle	"Had a Little Joe"	"Whitness"
"She's So High"	Tal Bachman	"Supermodel"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"H8er Boi (The last Sk8er Boi parody hopefully)"	"Avril sucks"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Liar Boy"	"Starbutt"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Poser Girl"	"Casser McConnon"
"Skater Boi"	Avril Lagvigne	"New Studio"	"Janet Melgar"
"Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song"	Some Captain Dude	"Shoot the Burglars Theme Song"	"Starbutt"
"Starry, Starry, Night"	Don McLean	"Incendiary Night"	"SteinRhymer"
"Start Me Up"	Rolling Stones	"KFC"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Sugar"	System Of A Down	"Sugar"	"Ryan Quinn"
"Taxman"	The Beatles	"Batman"	"My name is Kenny"
"Too Many People"	Paul McCartney	"Two Ugly People (The Ballad of 'Emmanuel')"	"Utah Aints"
"Walla Walla"	Offspring	"Holla Holla"	"Ryan Quinn"
"Werewolves of London"	Warren Zevon	"Werewolves of Paris"	"Michael Pacholek"
"With A Little Help From My Friends"	The Beatles	"With A Little Help From My Chest"	"Tone-Def"
"Without Me"	Eminem	"Without Cleats"	"Starbutt"
"Wonderful World"	Joey Ramone	"Horrible World"	"Ryan Quinn"
March 18, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Another One Bites The Dust"	Queen	"Now Iraq's nothin but Dust"	"Warp Zenith"
"Big Pimpin'"	Jay-Z	"Big Dippin'"	"M.S.G"
"Come On Eileen"	Dexy's Midnight Runners	"Join The Marines"	"Album Cornix"
"Dilemma"	Nelly feat. Kelly Roland	"Food Dilemma"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Eve of Destruction"	Barry McGuire	"Hussein's Destruction"	"William Tong"
"I'd Do Anything"	Simple Plan	"I Won't Do Anything"	"Casser McConnon"
"Ignition remix"	R. Kelly	"Esophagus remix"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Inside Out"	Eve 6	"Jedi Knight"	"Necrotoxen666"
"Long And Winding Road"	The Beatles	"Wrong And Blinding Road"	"William Tong"
"Material Girl"	Madonna	"Internet Girl"	"Weird Robb"
"New Amsterdam"	Elvis Costello and the Attractions	"Nuking Saddam"	"Jim A"
"No More Tears"	Ozzy Osbourne	"Four More Years"	"The Great Karlando"
"Remind Me"	R�yksopp	"Rewind Me (The Video Rental Store Song)"	"Album Cornix"
"River of Dreams"	Billy Joel	"Rippin' Lavigne"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Skater Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Skater What?"	"Janet Melgar"
"The Day That I Die"	Good Charlotte	"The Day That I Die"	"Sarah"
"Yesterday's Gone"	Chad & Jeremy	"Tomorrow's LeBron"	"Michael Pacholek"
March 19, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"After The Lovin'"	Engelbert Humperdinck	"After The Bombing"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"All I Need Is A Miracle"	Mike And The Mechanics	"All I Need Are The Chemicals"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Barbaraann"	Beach Boys	"Bomb Iraq"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Beautiful"	Christina Aguilera	"Music's Beautiful"	"Tim Hall"
"Big Iron"	Marty Robbins	"Connect the Dots"	"SteinRhymer"
"Boys Of Summer"	Don Henley	"Boys With Hummers"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bye, Bye, Bye"	N'SYNC	"Die! Die! Die!"	"Sugar Bear's Baby"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavinge	"Complicated: An Equestrian's Tale"	"Little Lion"
"Don't Fear the Reaper"	Blue Oyster Cult	"Don't Fear the Beeper"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Don't Know Why"	Norah Jones	"Don't Know Why I Wrote This Song"	"The Song Heckler"
"Elevation"	U2	"Leafs Nation"	"Shattered Dreams"
"Every Rose Has It's Thorn"	Poison	"Every War Has It's Dawn"	"Album Cornix"
"Frosty the Snowman"	Traditional	"Frosty the Hitman"	"The Song Heckler"
"Henry The Eighth"	Hermans Hermits	"Georgy Bush The Next"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Think I'm Turning Japanese"	The Vapors	"I Think I'm Turning Into Cheese"	"Mouse"
"Jingle Bells"	Traditional	"Jingle Bells (9/11 version)"	"The Song Heckler"
"Man Smart, Women Smarter"	Harry Belafonte	"Saddam Smart, Us Smarter"	"Steven Gail"
"Paperback Writer"	The Beatles	"Whitelighter"	"Jeff Baker"
"Push"	Matchbox 20	"Squoosh"	"Jeremy Otto"
"Riders On The Storm"	The Doors	"Ryder's in the Store"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"	Traditional	"The Exorcist"	"The Llamas and the Papas"
"She's A Lady"	Tom Jones	"He's A Weiner"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sorry Suzanne"	Hollies	"Sorry Saddam"	"Merry & Pippin"
"There Goes the Fear"	Doves	"There Goes the Beer"	"Jim A"
"We Can Work It Out"	The Beatles	"We Can Turn 'Em Out"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Your Mama Don't Dance"	Loggins & Messina	"Can You Count on France?"	"John Jenkins"
March 20, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Day In The Life"	Beatles	"A Day In the Life (of a shuttle)"	"The Lancer"
"A Horse With No Nane"	America	"An Ass Named Hussein"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind"	Neil Diamond	"Bush The Ass, War-Crazed, Is Blind"	"William Tong"
"Band On The Run"	Paul Mccartney	"Saddam's On The Run"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bobby Brown"	Frank Zappa	"Santa's Flaws"	"Snaggletoth"
"Click, Click, Boom"	Saliva	"Forrest Gump"	"S.T.G."
"Cocaine"	Eric Clapton	"Rogaine"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Crush"	Jennifer Paige	"Fantasy"	"Genesis"
"Don't Know Why"	Norah Jones	"Don't Know Why (I Wrote This Song)"	"The Song Heckler"
"Follow Me"	Uncle Kracker	"Cover Fee"	"Shattered Dreams"
"Get Busy"	Sean Paul	"Parody"	"John Harvey"
"Hump"	Van Halen	"Whump!"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I See Red"	Split Enz	"I Wrote Ten"	"Album Cornix"
"Jean"	Rod McKuen	"Sneezin Jean"	"Royce Miller"
"Just The Way You Are"	Billy Joel	"I Pirate When I'm On Kazaa"	"Album Cornix"
"Let There Be Peace On Earth"	Jill Jackson and Sy Miller	"Let It Begin With"	"D. O'Hoyt"
"Like A Stone"	Audioslave	"Tastes Like Bone"	"Charlie"
"Lyin' Eyes"	The Eagles	"Love Of War"	"Jack Rudd"
"One Step Closer"	Linkin Park	"I'm about to BAKE!"	"Timothy Camilleri"
"Saturday In The Park"	Chicago	"Saturday In Iraq"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"W8er Boi"	"Starbutt"
"Soda Pop"	Britney Spears f/Mikey Bassie	"Robocop"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Squeeze Box"	The Who	"Knee Socks"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sultans Of Swing"	Dire Straits	"Saddam Hussein"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"These Eyes"	The Guess Who	"These Guys"	"Malcolm Higgins"
March 21, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"10 Little Indians"	Traditional	"10 Little Green Men"	"Snaggletoth"
"10 Little Indians"	Traditional	"10 Little Talibans"	"Snaggletoth"
"10 Little Indians"	Traditional	"10 Redshirted Ensigns"	"Snaggletoth"
"As Tears Go By"	Rolling Stones	"I Sit And Eat My Freedom Fries"	"Billy Florio"
"B-I-N-G-O"	Traditional	"Hey-Lets-Kill-Hussein"	"Ghetto John"
"BBC"	Austin Powers	"Chucky G"	"Ghetto John"
"Barbara Ann"	Beach Boys	"Bomb Iraq"	"Melanie Lee"
"Benny And The Jets"	Elton John	"Sendin' All The Jets"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cat Scratch Fever"	Ted Nugent	"Fat Ass Waiter"	"The Great Karlando"
"Cocaine"	Eric Clapton	"Hussein"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Common People"	Pulp	"Common Sense"	"Joe Johnson"
"Cover of the Rolling Stone"	Dr. Hook	"Center of the Hollywood Square"	"SteinRhymer"
"Funny Face"	Donna Fargo	"Funny French"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Got My Mind Set On You"	George Harrison	"Let's Bomb Iraq All Day Long"	"Album Cornix"
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain"	Creedence Clearwater Rivival	"Now Its Time To Kill Hussein"	"Michael Florio"
"Hitchin A Ride"	Vanity Fair	"Itchin Inside"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Honky Tonk Women"	Rolling Stones	"Anti-War Women"	"Michael Florio"
"Hurt"	Nine Inch Nails/Johnny Cash	"I Bombed Iraq Today"	"Bob Gomez"
"I'm Walking Away"	Craig David	"Running Away (Bin Laden's Story)"	"Shattered Dreams"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"I'm a Shoe"	"Mouse"
"It's My Life"	Bon Jovi	"It's Pyrite"	"Tone-Def"
"Love at First Sight"	Kylie Minogue	"Shrub is Not Right"	"Jim A"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffet	"Poor Man's Song"	"Shattered Dreams"
"Mother"	Pink Floyd	"Saddam"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"My Name Is"	Eminem	"My Name Is (TML Redux)"	"Slim Schwabby"
"Norwegian Wood"	Beatles	"Comment if I Could"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Ode To Billy Joe"	Sinead O'Connor	"Ode To Snuffleupagus"	"Josh Taylor (The Stimps)"
"Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head"	BJ Thomas	"Drained Wops Keep Fallin On My Head"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Stayin' Alive"	The Bee Gees	"Bakin' A Pie"	"Mouse"
"Stuck In The Middle With You"	Stealers Wheel	"Stuck In The Derert With You"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Sunday, Bloody Sunday"	U2	"British, Bloody British (the Britain sux song)"	"Warp Zenith"
"The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"	Vicki Lawrence	"The Night That The Lights Went Out In Basra"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Rocker"	Thin Lizzy	"The Bomber"	"Alex Murray"
"There's No Business Like Show Business"	Ethel Merman	"There's No Tumors Like Brain Tumors"	"Jim Mellon"
"Tusk"	Fleetwood Mac	"Tisk!"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Very Superstitious"	Stevie Wonder	"Very Good Munitions"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"We Got the Beat"	The Go-Go's	"Where is the Beef?"	"Mouse"
"We're An American Band"	Grand Funk Railroad	"We're All Americans, Man!"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Without Me"	Eminem	"Without Brains"	"Parody Agency"
March 24, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"	Rolling Stones	"(It's Too Late for) Your Retraction"	"Royce Miller"
"59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy)"	Simon and Garfunkel	"The Saddam Insane You Are Losing Song"	"Susan S"
"Air Force Ones"	Nelly	"Air Force Sucks"	"Aaron Paniccia"
"All Together Now"	The Beatles	"We're Together Now"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Allstar"	Smashmouth	"Iraqi"	"Cameron"
"Alone Again, Naturally"	Gilbert And Sullivan	"A Bone Again, Naturally"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"	Traditional	"Bush Wants Body Bags"	"C. Fiedler & Wm. Tong"
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite"	The Beatles	"Being For The Benefit Of The Shi'ites"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Big Pimpin' (Extended Version)"	Jay-Z	"Big Dippin' (Ext.)"	"M.S.G"
"Blue Velvet"	Bobby Vinton	"Blue Helmets"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Body Language"	Queen	"Hoagy Sandwich"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Breathe"	Faith Hill	"Feet"	"Your Mom"
"Breathe"	Faith Hill	"Heave"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Close To You"	The Carpenters	"W"	"Bubba"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Overrated"	"Steinczyk"
"Dancin In The Street"	Martha Reeves	"Can't Seem To Hit Delete"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"	Rod Stewart	"Do Ya Think I'm Passé?"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Don't Know Why"	Norah Jones	"Don't Know Why (I Wrote This Song)"	"The Song Heckler"
"Eleanor Rigby"	Beatles	"Iraqi Woman"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Faith"	Limp Bizkit	"Games"	"S.T.G."
"Fixin to Die Rag"	Country Joe McDonald	"MOABs Will Fly Rag"	"Joe da Mook"
"For the Longest Time"	Billy Joel	"God it's Testing Time"	"John Harvey"
"Forever in Blue Jeans"	Neil Diamond	"Forever with Blue Screen"	"Jim A"
"Get The Party Started"	Pink	"I'm Throwing Up (So You Better Get This Bucket Over)"	"The Nipster"
"Grand Illusion"	Styx	"Grande Latte"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Helter Skelter"	Beatles	"Head For Shelter"	"Merry & Pippin"
"House of the Rising Sun"	The Animals	"House of Saddam's Sons"	"Royce Miller"
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"	The Beatles	"I Wanna Bomb Saddam"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Telling You Now"	Freddie And The Dreamers	"I'm Dating A Cow"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"If I Fell"	Beatles	"If I Fire (At You Saddam)"	"Merry & Pippin"
"It's Not Unusual"	Tom Jones	"It's Not Bacterial"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"	Brian Hyland	"Itsy Bitsy Awed And Shocky Smelly Little Dark Iraqi"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Jet"	Paul McCartney	"Chess"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Jingle Bells"	Traditional	"Daschle Yells"	"John Jenkins"
"Katmandu"	Bob Seger	"Scooby-doo"	"JAP"
"Keep On Rockin In The Free World"	Neil Young	"Keep On Moppin In The Free World"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Lady Marmalade"	Patty Labelle	"Kitty Marmalade"	"Weird Robb"
"Lately"	DeeVine	"An Ode to the UPS Man"	"Ber & Connie"
"Make It With You"	Bread	"The Flirtation song (Mack it with you)"	"Michael Florio"
"Me And You And A Dog Named Boo"	Lobo	"Me And You And A Frog Named Lou"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"More Than Fine"	Switchfoot	"Mortified (At Picket Signs)"	"Elyse Durham"
"My Sacrifice"	Creed	"My Bowl of Rice"	"Charlie"
"One"	Three Dog Night	"One"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Poor Poor Pitiful Me"	Linda Ronstadt	"Held in Cell Block E"	"Merry and Pippin"
"Puff the Magic Dragon"	Peter, Paul & Mary	"Puff And Have A Drag On"	"Mike Bowers & Simon Le Page"
"Rock Around The Clock"	Bill Haley	"Shock Iraq, Around The Clock"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Rocket Man"	Elton John	"Rocket Plan"	"Darrell Decker & Bill Tong"
"Shotgun"	Junior Walker & the All-Stars	"Saddam"	"crazydon"
"Sloop John B."	Beach Boys	"Creator John K."	"Josh Taylor (The Stimps)"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Smells Like Methylated Spirit"	"Phil Alexander"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"Is That Robert Fong?"	"M.S.G"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"Nameless Pointless Song"	"Charlie"
"Stayin' Alive"	The Bee Gees	"(Re) namin' The Fries"	"Tone-Def"
"Summer In The City"	Lovin Spoonful	"Hummers In The City"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Taxman"	Beatles	"Uncle Sam"	"Merry & Pippin"
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"	Paul Henning	"The Ballad of George Bush Jr."	"Pete Newman"
"The French Song"	Joan Jett	"J'aime Faire Un Grand �ne De Me"	"Stray Pooch"
"The Leader Of The Pack"	The Shangri Las	"The Leader Of Iraq"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Loco Motion"	Little Eva	"That Oldies' Lotion"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"The Piano Man"	Billy Joel	"The Copier Guy"	"Stray Pooch"
"There's A Kind Of Hush"	Gerry And The Pacemakers	"There's A Kinder Rush"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"This Town Ain't Big Enough..."	Sparks	"This Clown Ain't Big Enough..."	"Joe Johnson"
"Waiting For Tonight"	Jennifer Lopez	"Waiting For Lunchtime"	"Guid 'n Hab"
"Walk On"	U2	"Rock On"	"ShellyGal"
"Why Should I Care"	Avril Lagvine	"Remix N.y.c Stlye"	"wack202"
"You Drive Me Crazy"	Britney Spears	"Drugs Drive Me Crazy"	"~Dani~"
"You Give Love a Bad Name"	Jon Bon Jovi	"Bush Gives America a Bad Name"	"Carol Brown"
March 25, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"And All That Jazz"	Musical	"Let's Go Skip Class"	"outofthisworld"
"B-I-N-G-O"	Traditional	"D-U-B-Y-A"	"Tone-Def"
"Blue (Da Ba De)"	Eiffel 65	"Dumb (Blah Blah Blah) ... DubYa song !!"	"SiLLy BoNeZ"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Bulimian Rhapsody"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Hermaphrodite Rhapsody"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Cars"	Gary Numan	"SARS"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Creeque Alley"	The Mamas and Papas	"Bleaque Alley"	"Melhi"
"Da Doo Ron Ron Ron"	Crystal	"My Job's Gone Gone Gone"	"Kenton Ngo"
"Danging Queen"	Abba	"New Regime"	"Alanna Blakely"
"Drivin Home For Christmas"	Chris Rea	"Bring 'em Home For Christmas"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Every Little Thing"	The Police	"Every Hidden Bomb"	"Alanna Blakely"
"Get Back"	The Beatles	"Iraq"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"	The Beatles	"I Wanna Own Your Land"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Iris"	Goo Goo Dolls	"Fattie"	"II SIK KIDZ"
"Kiss Me Deadly"	Lita Ford	"Kiss Me Hardy"	"Phil Alexander"
"Knock on Wood"	Otis Redding	"Knock and Wait"	"Phil Alexander"
"Minority"	Green Day	"The STC"	"bubblegum_superstar"
"Mr. Tambourine Man"	The Byrds	"DHCP Server"	"John Barnett"
"New York State of Mind"	Billy Joel	"New Work State of Mind"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Oh Yoko"	John Lennon	"Oh Kyoto"	"Simon Le Page"
"Revolution"	Beatles	"Ya Say Ya Wanna War in Baghdad"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Rhinestone Cowboy"	Glen Campbell	"Tombstone Cowboy"	"Michael Pacholek"
"She Loves You"	The Beatles	"She Rubs You"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Shut Up!"	Kelly Osbourne	"Jump Up!"	"Lynzi"
"Summer of 69"	Bryan Adams	"That old G-String"	"Rhys J"
"Thousand Miles"	Vanessa Carlton	"Thousands of Miles (Frodo's Song)"	"Little Lion"
March 26, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Allstar"	Smashmouth	"Wal-mart"	"Claude Prez"
"Closer"	Nine Inch Nails	"Plunder"	"Melhi"
"Feel a Whole Lot Better"	The Byrds	"Feel a Whole Lot Better?"	"Jim A"
"I Only Want To Be With You"	Dusty Springfield	"I Only Want To Be Of Use"	"Tone-Def"
"Ignition (remix)"	R Kelly	"Toons on My TV"	"M.S.G"
"Ironic"	Alanis Morrisette	"Bionic"	"Jeff Reuben"
"King of the Road"	Roger Miller	"Thing on the Road"	"Phil Alexander"
"Losing Grip"	Avril Lavigne	"I'm Gonna Trip"	"Cheesecat"
"Me and You and a Dog Named Boo"	Lobo	"Me and You and Your Twin Named Sue"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Purple Pills"	D-12	"Skitzo"	"Josh"
"Ramblin' Rose"	Nat King Cole	"Gamblin' Rose"	"Tim Hall"
"Sk8ter Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Skwerl Boi"	"Chesecat"
"Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)"	Green Day	"The Fellowship Of the Ring"	"Shannon Ouimet"
"Winnie the Pooh theme"	Disney	"Dubba the Yooh"	"John Harvey"
"You Give Love a Bad Name"	Bon Jovi	"You Just Love the Brand Names"	"DarkJon64"
"You're So Vain"	Carly Simon	"You're a Drain"	"Merry & Pippin"
March 27, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All That Jazz"	Chita Rivera	"All That Bush"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Bad Touch"	Bloodhound Gang	"The Cig Song"	"Teckhardt"
"God Bless America"	Lee Greenwood	"The Freedom Song"	"Derek C. Dawson"
"Hey Jude"	The Beatles	"Hey Dude"	"outofthisworld"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"Black And Blue (Osama Version)"	"Balognaman2"
"Ignition Remix"	R. Kelly	"Digestion (Remix)"	"Neo Matrix"
"Ignition"	R. Kelly	"Prision (The R.Kelly Saga)"	"BLO-TOWN"
"Jenny From The Block"	Jennifer Lopez	"Teddy On The Dock"	"Passiflora"
"King of the Road"	Roger Miller	"King On the Road"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Kiss Me"	Sixpence None The Richer	"Leave Me"	"Yoidy"
"Leavin' On A Jet Plane"	Peter, Paul & Mary	"Workin' On A Webpage"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Manic Monday"	The Bangles	"Manic Monday"	"John Barnett"
"S.O.S."	Abba	"IRS"	"Merry & Pippin"
"The Pop Singers Fear Of The Pollen Count"	Divine Comedy	"The Soap Actors Fear Of The Chart Run-down"	"Jim A"
"Thriller"	Michael Jackson	"Changing"	"Dylan G. (Silent Nature)"
"Totally Wired"	The Fall	"Totally Riled"	"Yoidy"
"Yesterday"	Beatles	"On eBay"	"Merry & Pippin"
March 31, 2003
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"A Thousand Miles"	Vanessa Carlton	"A Thousand Times (Overplayed)"	"S.T.G."
"Addicted To Love"	Robert Palmer	"Addicted To Grub"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"All the Things She Said"	TaTu	"Could I Eat Some Bread?"	"Jassie Burns"
"Annie's Song"	John Denver	"The Mineral Song"	"Merry & Pippin"
"At The Hop"	Danny And The Juniors	"Tomahawks"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"B I N G O"	Traditional	"B U D D Y"	"Royce Miller"
"BINGO"	Traditional	"PLINKO"	"Royce Miller"
"Baby One More Time"	Britney Spears	"Oh Bacon, Bacon"	"Rachel and Amber"
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown"	Jim Croce	"Hugh and Devine Brown"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Battle of New Orleans"	Johnny Horton	"Battle of Baghdad"	"SteinRhymer"
"Big Balls"	AC/DC	"Big Bombs"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Big Shot"	Billy Joel	"Thrift Shop"	"Stray Pooch"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Bohemian Fantasy"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Rainbow Rhapsody"	"Ra'akone"
"Breathless"	The Coors	"Breakfast"	"Jassie Burns"
"Bright Eyes"	Art Garfunkel	"White Thighs"	"Folkie Faery"
"Bring on the Rain"	Jo Dee Messina	"Bring on the Pain"	"Derek C. Dawson"
"Cherry Cherry"	Neil Diamond	"Jerry Jerry"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Cocaine"	Eric Clapton	"Profane"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Compli-mated"	"Scott Jordan"
"Danke Schoen"	Wayne Newton	"Wayne Newton"	"Tim Hall"
"Don't Stay"	Linkin Park	"Don't Pay (The Shoplifter Song)"	"Junior"
"Down On The Corner"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Hiding My Porno"	"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Fallin'"	Alicia Keys	"Failin'"	"lebeiW15"
"Follow Me"	Uncle Kracker	"Follow Ve(hicles)"	"Jeremy Otto"
"Girls of Summer"	Aerosmith	"Girls of Winter"	"outofthisworld"
"Girls of Summer"	Aerosmith	"Girls of Winter"	"outofthisworld"
"Go With The Flow"	Queens of the Stone Age	"No Real Home"	"SystemOfADownJunkie"
"God Bless The USA"	Lee Greenwood	"God Bless The PYSO Flutes"	"Michelle Riffle"
"God Save the Queen"	National Anthem	"God Save the Queen (2003 version)"	"Jim A"
"Gonna Leave You"	Queens of the Stone Age	"Gonna Eat You"	"SystemOfADownJunkie"
"Graduation"	Vitamin C	"Animation"	"Little Lion"
"Great Balls of Fire"	Jerry lee Lewis	"Hellacious Great Balls of Fire"	"William Tong"
"Habit"	Pearl Jam	"Hobbit"	"Two-Faced Goblin"
"Have You Forgotten"	Lisa Mizrany	"Here We Are In The Middle Of A War"	"Lisa Mizrany"
"Help!"	Beatles	"Blair!"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Hot for Teacher"	Van Halen	"Our chef is Neelix"	"Snaggletoth"
"I Don't Know How To Love Him"	Jesus Christ Superstar	"I Don't Know How To Slay Him"	"cygna vamp"
"I Love Rock And Roll"	Joan Jett	"The Haymond Law Firm"	"Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"I Hate You"	"Shawnee the Great"
"If I Had A Million Dollars"	Barenaked Ladies	"If I Was Phil Alexander"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"If You're Happy and You Know It"	Anonymous	"If your Mad at Mr. Hussein"	"Cheesecat"
"If Your Happy And You Know It"	Traditional	"Bomb Iraq"	"Avril"
"Ignition (Remix)"	R. Kelly	"Prison (Remix-Part 2 of the R. Kelly saga)"	"BLO-TOWN"
"Ignition Remix"	R.Kelly	"Murder Remix"	"1basebawler"
"It Never Rains in Southern California"	Albert Hammond	"There Ain't No Brains in Southern California"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Jenny From The Block"	Jennifer Lopez	"Saddam From Iraq"	"HELPI'MNUTS!!"
"Kiss Me"	Sixpence None the Richer	"Swiss Cheese"	"lebeiW15"
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"	Bob Dylan	"Knockin' On So Many Doors"	"Tim Hall"
"Like A Rock"	Bob Seger	"I Am Spock"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Little Bo Peep"	Traditonal	"Little Bo Peep (revised)"	"HELPI'MNUTS!"
"Live For The Moment"	Eminem	"Live For Reality"	"me myself and i ( Robbie)"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"Lost Yourself"	"Jeremy H."
"Only the Good Die Young"	Billy Joel	"Only the Egg Foo Young"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head"	Bj Thomas	"Tomahawks Keep Fallin By My Head"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Send in the Clowns"	Judy Collins	"Boycott the French"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Signs"	Five Man Electrical Band	"Lines"	"Michael Florio"
"Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay"	Otis Redding	"Sitting In The Bar All Day"	"Pam Skidmore"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Curator Boy"	"Count Nobbus"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Debaighter Boi"	"Drisana"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Gay Bois"	"Avril"
"Song For The Dead"	Queens of the Stone Age	"This Song Hurts My Head"	"SystemOfADownJunkie"
"Stay Together For The Kids"	Blink 182	"Stay Together For The Child Support"	"Antonymous"
"Stole"	Kelly Rowland	"Stole (The Chaos Emeralds)"	"Neo Matrix"
"Take Me Home Counrty Roads"	John Denver	"Unnamed"	"DZV"
"Take My Breath Away"	Berlin	"Eating the Buffet"	"lebeiW15"
"The Call"	Backstreet Boys	"The Fall"	"Lavender Flutterby"
"The Channukah Song"	Adam Sandler	"The Catholic Song"	"Jammin' Jeff"
"The Entertainer"	Billy Joel	"The Legislator"	"Michael Pacholek"
"The Game of Love"	Santana featuring Michelle Branch	"The Game of Grub"	"Tone-Def"
"The Sound of Silence"	Don Mclean	"The Show called Springer"	"Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"They Call The Wind Mariah"	The Kingston Trio	"They Call This King Pariah"	"William Tong"
"Wanksta"	50 Cent	"ASIAN"	"M.S.G"
"War !"	Edwin Starr	"Bush !"	"SiLLy BoNeZ"
"Watchin The Detectives"	Elvis Costello	"Blockin The Inspections"	"Malcolm Higins"
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"	Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo	"Where People Come To Play Your Games"	"M.S.G"
"Without Me"	Eminem	"Without Meat"	"Jimmy J."
"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"	The Beatles	"You've Got To Hide Saddam Away"	"Malcolm Higgins"

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